CORTNEY HEIR

[cortneyheir]

Interactive Experiences > Passive

The things that run through my head is funny: 💀

I was asked out on a date for Friday. Instead of receiving flowers or jewelry, I said to myself: Ima request a pack of crayons and a coloring book from his children's playroom. 💀 Why the fuck is that so funny to me? 💀

Remember when IHOP would give us a little coloring book and some used crayons that would easily break—if you pressed too hard?

Yes. I'm forever young. Keep the flowers— bring me a Winnie-the-Pooh coloring book. I want to outline him in black and faintly color him in.

Dinner is so boring to me. I prefer an activity.

Rob your kids if you must. 😸

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

My friend said, "Your European side is showing in your music taste. You only listen to white people's music."

."..and I wish you shut the fawk up," I said.

💀⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

Immortalized.

Thursday, August 13, 2026 | 7:51 AM

Twice a month, we reunite. 0% = best for you 100% is a guiding light. In CortOrbit the moon signs are balanced. Heir, sister-sign a peer, appears intellectually reversed— but only yllacigolohcysp. 1 question. 2 statements: a text from (425) (925)—Tiffany & Co is where I'm heading, in this moment, . . . until next time

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

Emeralds in my eyes. . I polish up real, I polish up real, Nice. <8

The Art of Inner-Luxury: A piece of my ritual is to loop this the second I return from CortOrbit. "Tired-tacky-wench" 💀 I can't wait to use that in person when I'm turned off by someone's energy.

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

To: From: Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

To: From: Cortney Churchill

[cortneyheir]

Don't try to pick my brain or secretly interview me—leave us.

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

Requesting more than once is a form of begging.

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[drexmbxys]

[cortneyheir]

We were jumping from building to building in CortOrbit. 💀 2 Sagittarius together? = "Big Reputation + Big Conversation" <8 -Cortney Héir 🖤⚜️

[cortneyheir]

PRIVY.

This lady came into the office while I was handling some paperwork with her co-worker, and she said, "Do you mind if I sit in?"

I replied, "I do mind."

Why is that so funny to me? 💀

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

To: past, present, and future lovers. <8 From: CortOrbit.

[cortneyheir]

I love being a Sag; I sit in melancholy for no reason; I just wanna feel something. It's beautiful, a beautiful character trait.

- Cortney Héir

[cortneyheir]

I loooove a champagne diet, any day overrrr whkissskaaaay.

-Cortney Héir

[cortneyheir]

Their thoughts come from my mind.

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

Jehovah, why did you give me this brain? Oh my god. I love the way I think, process, and exist throughout the universe.

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

Cort loves you, but. . Maison de Héir <8

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤

[cortneyheir]

They wanna be comfortable, I'll always choose pain. They wanna be brides, I am making my own name. Choosing to reign. Can't stay the same. Hovering over you at Midnight. Xx <8

-Cortney Héir ⚜️🖤