The Immortal Science of Mike Pompeo Thought

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We’re 11 followers away from the kitten sweater stream! 🙀 What a milestone that will be! Until then it’s time to be a goose and a jerk, and it’s time to honk! The stream will begin at 6pm EST.

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[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[time-traveling-fetus]

Happy year of the tiger

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My husband won’t like any K-Pop - not even TWICE or IU - and I just don’t know what to do at this point.

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Found the coolest thing in my closet while getting old boxes I’d packed a long time ago

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[yebisu]

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

[corvid-420]

for the first time in over three years i have house keys again and i’m doing the move-in tomorrow

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me after taking a glass of water with psyllium husk

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I don’t want to spend three weeks’ worth of my pay on rent but after last night’s lil stunt…

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in a parasocial relationship with my internet friends pets

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i bet the dick is insane

[tapewormin]

Banger notes this eve

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Every action seen here is 100% line cook informed, the second commenter nailed it

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Why are you so toxique?

A steady diet of ants, termites and other poisonous insects.

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I just read Kyrstyn Synyma is a mormon.

You’re telling me there are enough of electoral peasants in this country stupid enough to be duped by a mormon from Arizona into thinking she was going to vote in their interests and not be a self-interested snake helping the other self-interested snakes in the democratic party?

sad lol

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I was having such a nice dream that I was in law school by mistake, showing up wearing nothing but a comforter or doona or whatever. But then suddenly one of my roommates must have been chased around the house by T H E K I L L E R from the sounds they were making, so they ran down the hall ricocheting between my wall and the opposing one, into the kitchen to slam a couple cupboards to ward them off and then ran into the bathroom slamming the door behind them.

[babysdrivers]

#1 spotify song is so boring what's ur #100

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Not to brag but my new iron will turn itself off if it’s left idle and upright for more than thirty seconds, icon.