Lopen: Imagine I’m giving you an invisible noogie. Remember. Invisible noogie….
Shallan: *beginning a lecture, writing down notes* yep, I’m actually going to write ass on the board. *ending the lecture and erasing the notes* you know what? I’m leaving ass up there, just for funsies.
Navani: Raise your hand if you’ve read a book this year. *applauding everyone who has* thank you. thank you.
Dalinar: Well, all the ancients were gay, so I don’t know why Noahdon being gay is surprising.
Jasnah: We’re aiming for sophisticated, scholarly research papers. I don’t think the children’s library is where you want to look for sources.
Kaladin: I’m just gonna point and let you guys play.
Palenaum people: We have a lot of books for a library in a country this small.