Hibaq

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[seriousjones]

when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

[purplebuddhaquotes]

What is human existence? It turns out it’s pretty simple: We are dead stars, looking back up at the sky.

Michelle Thaller (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[jerryle3]

[gosh]

by Melania Brescia

[complexae]

[utrippy]

[eagle4ever-deactivated20170915]

[teenscoolest]

[goawfma]

this way too sweet

[ogsplendapapi]

Grandpa swag on 5hunna

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[teamrocketing]

and they were valid

[hijerking]

oh my god they were valid

[stability]

[preventive]

[meowstradamus]

B L D T H N Z

[malkiewicz]

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

[istudypirates]

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

[antiuwuaction-deactivated201804]

It’s called connotations.

[leggyboyjohnson]

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

[helaas--pindakaas]

great news! Language is now banned

[thesimpsonslifestyle]

The Simpsons

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

Just to put some context into this:

[queenstravelingdarling]

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

[legitimatelala]

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂