Grumpy; Glittery

kill-joy feminist and occasional wordsmith

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

im deleting all feelings i dont know her

[gawd-desses]

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[sesamestreet]

Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

this is the only good corporate tumblr post ever. i love you too elmo.

[fruitsoftheape100]

Covered In Sauce , Trembling

[incogniito]

A cough is just a crunchy breath

[ravensloane]

anyone wanna hear some rlly upsetting music tht did not come frm this plane of existence

[ravensloane]

A post shared by My Best Life Hacks / Лайфхаки (@mybestlifehacks) on Jul 27, 2017 at 5:57am PDT

i can’t even comprehend what i’m listening to right now

[meii-deactivated20220422]

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

[thebootydiaries]

[etica]

[sandandglass]

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

[miceontoast]

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

[davidcronenburgers]

[thebootydiaries]

Just as he reaches the door, he looks back at me with a sad smile. “Hey Farha?” I avert my gaze, blushing. “Yeah?” He watches me in silence for a minute; sorrow oozing from his dark eyes. “Your foundation doesn’t match your neck.”

[timeandmusic]

talk less, mackle more

[audreynical2]

[watermelonsaltandhoney]

This is very vivid. Did this guy actually have an affair with Chris Evans?

[shitpit88]

im usually very anti-picasso and anti-great modernist painters in general but i just found this painting he did of a cat check it out

i like it

[burntspoons]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

me

[ladygolem]

hair: detachable

torso: crushed

dick: out

the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour