In the Tarnation?

Maybe the real cringe is worrying about being cringe.

[cottagecorepenpalgf]

It pains me to say this as a lesbian, but I think Larry is better than Alex.

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*puts on tin foil hat*

Listen, the real reason the government is trying to stop autism is to keep the public from demanding more trains. Big oil and big auto are behind this!

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God, I fuckin love nuns.

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I wish the space shuttle wasn't retired. She was the prettiest lady in the sky.

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[cottagecorepenpalgf]

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Though I did really enjoy Contact (1997), much of the 2.5 hour runtime is just Jodie Foster getting ratfucked by Tom Skerritt, James Woods, and Matthew McConaughey.

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"Seven, I've noticed that you've been doing a site to site transport into the captains quarters every night. Can you explain that to me?"

"No."

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I was today years old when I discovered that cis women also get brow reductions.

Ya know, maybe my face is fine the way it is.

[animentality]

[cottagecorepenpalgf]

I thought this was a transition timeline lmao.

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The feminine urge to loose these corporeal shackles and haunt a remote lake.

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Whats with all these cows in my feed?

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I'm just going to choose to believe that Troi and Riker are in an open relationship.

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The economy is so bad, men can no longer afford a secret second family.

[gesssekai]

STAR TREK: VOYAGER // S4E18: The Killing Game, Part I

↳ Kathryn Janeway in her White Tuxedo

[cottagecorepenpalgf]

Pictured: gay icon captain Kathryn Janeway

"I'm from Indiana, I only work in outer space."

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Legalize sex work and unionize sex workers.

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I'd love to see Danny Trejo in Star Trek. Not as like a guest star, but as a captain or senior officer. Every episode I'd be like "that's Danny Trejo!"

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New Indiana Jones concept:

Indy (played by Ke Huy Quan) discovers that the ancient romans gained all their power and knowledge from aliens.