bitch.

haha no don't be depressed you're so sexy haha

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[cotton-candy-rat]

I should be exempt from filing taxes on account of I don't fucking get it.

[cotton-candy-rat]

What if I'm secretly evil and I don't know it yet

[hungwy]

happy chicago quiznos coyote and or penis and or belly friday

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

just say happy holidays

[wosp-reactivated]

The greedy hog wants you to share the location of your truffles

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

it's kind of funny that pets just live on your floor. but we also live on our floors. so maybe we should check on our egos

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[wosp-reactivated]

Glass eyeballs are scary to have, what if you run into a disgruntled opera singer?

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[wosp-reactivated]

It's so fucked up that islands don't float...

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[stone-cold-groove]

Cold war era Civil Defense public awareness/propaganda poster - 1951.

[correctopinionhaver]

it's literally not that big of a deal

[under-the-arch]

[cotton-candy-rat]

I'm like if a researcher threw a little hissy fit every time they had to read a research article.

[cotton-candy-rat]

They should invent a way to say things that doesn't involve saying anything

[cotton-candy-rat]

Hate that I can't say things without having to say things