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@councillor-emery
keefe/tam ?
None of my business who the children want to date, aside from if anyone wants to date any of Team Valiant and I have to threaten them with a painful death if that member of Team Valiant gets hurt- ahem.
Anyways. They would be sweet, but that’s their business.
I on the other hand, have made a bet with oralie about how long it’ll take for them to get together
Oralie: Welcome to the elvin council!
Oralie: We are generally peaceful and get along well-
Bronte:EMERY YOU ******* ! YOU ARE GONNA GIVE ME BACK MY MALLOWMELT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL RIP YOUR EYEBROWS OFF YOUR ******* FACE AND FEED THEM TO YOU
Oralie: -with each other
New Councillor:……. sure, ok
Oralie:yes
Bronte: DON’T . YOU . DARE. STEAL. MY. MALLOWMELT. CAPICHE?!
New Councillor: *nods while hding under table*
@councillor-bronte I think we’re being stalked
I heard a rumor that Kenric and Oralie conspired to dye your hair pink and sparkly once; can you please verify this statement?
That would be absolutely ridiculous! And it’s not like they replaced all my tunics with ones that said “Councillor Grumpypants” or anything like that...
[Image description: a messy pencil sketch of Bronte from waist up. He is crossing his arms and frowning. His hair is bright pink, and he is wearing a light blue tunic that says “Councillor Grumpypants. End image description.]
I can verify it. Bronte’s lying.
@councillor-emery MARSHMALLOW JUST HAD KITTENS
COME LOOK
(they’re in my bedroom right now because she chose to have them UNDER MY BED)
F L U F F Y
I KNOW
I don’t know how a black cat ends up with a kitten this color, but genetics was never my field anyways.
It’s so tiny, I’m actually crying
@councillor-emery MARSHMALLOW JUST HAD KITTENS
COME LOOK
(they’re in my bedroom right now because she chose to have them UNDER MY BED)
F L U F F Y
@sophie-yes, would you like yogurt. @councillor-bronte refuses to eat more. Apparently five liters of yogurt is too much for a day.
Emery, I cannot POSSIBLY eat that much yogurt. I’m quite literally five feet tall, but even if I was a much larger person I still would not be able to eat that much yogurt because that’s too much yogurt.
Excuse you. I’ve been eating just yogurt for the past few days and I’m fine.
…That’s not healthy, you need to eat something other than yogurt. And in other news, have I mentioned that you’re a disaster?
You say that as if you aren’t.
I’m fully aware I’m a disaster, I’m merely pointing out that you’re one as well.
… Fair
I’m fairly certain that being a functional person disqualifies one from serving on the Council at this point- or maybe we only appoint the disasters.
Yes, we should probably stop doing that. I don’t think it’s helping us run the government.
@sophie-yes, would you like yogurt. @councillor-bronte refuses to eat more. Apparently five liters of yogurt is too much for a day.
Emery, I cannot POSSIBLY eat that much yogurt. I’m quite literally five feet tall, but even if I was a much larger person I still would not be able to eat that much yogurt because that’s too much yogurt.
Excuse you. I’ve been eating just yogurt for the past few days and I’m fine.
…That’s not healthy, you need to eat something other than yogurt. And in other news, have I mentioned that you’re a disaster?
You say that as if you aren’t.
I’m fully aware I’m a disaster, I’m merely pointing out that you’re one as well.
. . . Fair
@sophie-yes, would you like yogurt. @councillor-bronte refuses to eat more. Apparently five liters of yogurt is too much for a day.
Yes but why do you have that much yogurt
I was hUNGRY OKAY
BUT WHY THAT MUCH
I WAS HUNGRY
@sophie-yes, would you like yogurt. @councillor-bronte refuses to eat more. Apparently five liters of yogurt is too much for a day.
Yes but why do you have that much yogurt
I was hUNGRY OKAY
@sophie-yes, would you like yogurt. @councillor-bronte refuses to eat more. Apparently five liters of yogurt is too much for a day.
Emery, I cannot POSSIBLY eat that much yogurt. I’m quite literally five feet tall, but even if I was a much larger person I still would not be able to eat that much yogurt because that’s too much yogurt.
Excuse you. I’ve been eating just yogurt for the past few days and I’m fine.
…That’s not healthy, you need to eat something other than yogurt. And in other news, have I mentioned that you’re a disaster?
You say that as if you aren’t.
@sophie-yes, would you like yogurt. @councillor-bronte refuses to eat more. Apparently five liters of yogurt is too much for a day.
Emery, I cannot POSSIBLY eat that much yogurt. I’m quite literally five feet tall, but even if I was a much larger person I still would not be able to eat that much yogurt because that’s too much yogurt.
Excuse you. I’ve been eating just yogurt for the past few days and I’m fine.
@sophie-yes, would you like yogurt. @councillor-bronte refuses to eat more. Apparently five liters of yogurt is too much for a day.
Petition for @councillor-bronte to join me in wearing a man bun.
Fuck off, Emery.
....Fine. If Oralie laughs at us, I’m getting revenge.
Wonderful.
Petition for @councillor-bronte to join me in wearing a man bun.
Hello everyone!
It’s me, Councillor Emery
Thank you @girl-of-many-floods for inviting me! I look forward to this.
Oh great, hello, Emery. Do not start with your dad jokes.
I thought we agreed those were a secret???
We did but then you helped Oralie convince me into that egregiously fancy outfit. So...revenge time.
does emery realize that his circlet has disappeared once again -
Probably not yet, but he should find that, it would be awful for a Councillor to be underdressed.
I am wearing a tailored suit with an embroidered cape. Removing my circlet does not make me underdressed.
We’ll go with that, Councillor ‘we always need to be formal’.
...It seems Sophie is rubbing off on me, given my level of sarcasm today.
Unfortunately, her skill with nicknames isn’t also rubbing off on you.
Hello everyone!
It’s me, Councillor Emery
Thank you @girl-of-many-floods for inviting me! I look forward to this.
Oh great, hello, Emery. Do not start with your dad jokes.
I thought we agreed those were a secret???
We did but then you helped Oralie convince me into that egregiously fancy outfit. So...revenge time.
does emery realize that his circlet has disappeared once again -
Probably not yet, but he should find that, it would be awful for a Councillor to be underdressed.
I am wearing a tailored suit with an embroidered cape. Removing my circlet does not make me underdressed.
Hello everyone!
It’s me, Councillor Emery
Thank you @girl-of-many-floods for inviting me! I look forward to this.
Oh great, hello, Emery. Do not start with your dad jokes.
I thought we agreed those were a secret???
We did but then you helped Oralie convince me into that egregiously fancy outfit. So...revenge time.
I still have pictures of that. Don’t try me, I will show you in all your glory
