We Say Dumb Stuff

Mod Squirtle and Mod Yeet

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This is over a year old and it’s still the funniest conversation they’ve ever had

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Always trust the clavicle- wait fuck no- always trust the hips ‘cause they don’t lie!

- I don’t know who said this. I just don’t know.

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It’s like oh it looks like a nice barbeque and all of a sudden fuck you it’s actually watermelon

- Andrew, On The Subject Of Smoked Watermellon

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The newest post is the first one since December of 2018 bc I’m pretty sure we both forgot this existed. Also: fuck this guy

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I watched the exorcist, it was- it was boring as shit!

- Sophie

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I almost flunked Social Studies because I was so bad at Wordly Wise

- Sophie, Talking About Sixth Grade Classes

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You bring out the capitalist in me

- Gabby, Complimenting Sophie, In Character

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Cookie Run says bi rights!

- Kendra, Very Loudly

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“Yeah btw I have bronchitis”

“Oh congrats”

- Some Girls In My Gym Class

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*after hearing shreeking*

Nate: whaT wAs tHAt??

Caroline: [name of some kid]

Nate: oh i thought it was a creature of the damned

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Listen, I'll come out as an iguana when I'm ready okay? Don't expose me like this Gabriel

-Macy; I don't have the will power to read the other messages for context

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What are they going to do? Watch me cry? They can do that anytime!

- Gabby, on The Subject of Covering Chromebook Cameras

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That’s the worst. We need to do it!

- Gabby, on Filling Cupcakes With Applesauce Instead of Icing

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Fun friend bonding activity: getting classified as a natural disaster!

- Mod Yeet, For Absolutely No Good Reason

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It’s not a person! It’s god!

- Sophie, Upon Being Criticized For Calling a Potential God “it”

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Screw heroin, I’m high on Jesus, the lord

- Mod Squirtle, after being told the school schedule

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There’s fucking accordion folk music emanating from the floor boards what the shit

-Mod Yeet

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Use possums to contain your negativity then send them out into the world to curse your enemies

- Mod Yeet