Brightest of the bunch

Calla, 24 my studyblr is callawrites, icon commissioned from nyctra

[cadaverkeys]

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

[theleftnippleofarcher]

watched some blowjob vid and the dude literally put a flower in the girl’s hair while she was working it. and they say romance is dead

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

[queen-of-thunder]

[theweirdwideweb]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[doubleca5t]

Cancelled after four episodes lol

[kerahwaren]

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

[pyropiano]

[gotinterest]

I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

[thedevilsunderstudy]

[4444555666777888999]

I seriously almost burst a blood vessel laughing at this help me. And stinky

[4444555666777888999]

I still think about this

[radical-eve]

[ironbound-oberon]

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

[mysharona1987]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[playdoh-plato]

I follow this tiktok account and I would like to inform you all that she is a British lesbian, he's a French gay guy, they're pretty much complete opposites, but they live in an apartment together and have a weirdly amazing friendship. It's currently one of my favorite things I've ever seen on the Internet.

[questbedhead]

your honor im love them

[elvenferretots]

Hot take: 99% of the time when someone scoffs, "your dog trained you!" they are referring to communication. My dog communicated with me. I heard him. It was a reasonable request and I accepted it, or it was an unreasonable request so I offered an alternative.

Training is communication. Communication should go both ways.

[rabbitrah]

yeah everyone's always like :0 your cat comes when she's called??? she knows her name??? And like? Yeah? Because I also come when she calls me or at least will say "Yeah?" from across the house so she knows where I am, and she extends the same curtesy by coming when I call her, or at least meowing loudly so I know where she is. It's called mutual respect.

[depsidase]

[cheddarandprovalone]

This tag sent me to the grave

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuck-customers]

[badpsychicadvice]

A few I’ve run into/witnessed:

You’re forced to use sick time for doctor’s appointments when your manager is not

You’re given “comp” time for mandatory overtime

You’re denied a raise because “we offer better benefits here than other places so you actually come out ahead”

Your benefits are actually paltry compared to your supervisor’s, who gets to be in a higher benefit tier that no longer exists

You’re doing way more than 40 hours a week because they have you on salary and overtime “doesn’t apply” to you

Your supervisor/company schedules meetings over lunch time and break time so that even though you technically have that time available to use, you never get to use it when you need/want to

Your holiday time is designed in such a way that it expires before you can use the full amount of time, or you’re only allowed certain blocks in the year that you can use it during

[cybergata]

[8bitrevolver]

This is truly one of the greatest photosets on earth