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[funnylime]

[bongjoonhoe]

[exeggcute]

satire is “I’m going to take this concept to an extreme or absurd level in order to demonstrate how bizarre/nonsensical/illogical it is” and not “I said something bigoted but just kidding I didn’t really mean it hahaha”

[bogleech]

Dang it I’ve written like 5000 words trying to explain this and I only needed this post to reblog

[apfelgranate]

#i always remember that thing terry pratchett said #about how satire is meant to ridicule power #if you’re laughing at people who are hurting it’s not satire it’s bullying (tags via @vrabia)

[guldendays]

1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ?

[rainbowthiam]

DADALU IM SCREAMING

[yougavemeyourheartyouknow-deact]

Jeeloc. Nah…

[codenamemaximus]

If this gets 50 notes I’ll tell you guys how I ran an underground sex ed class and helped put a pedophile in jail during second grade

[codenamemaximus]

Okay, so my mom has always been super open about health stuff and when I was just starting elementary school she got me a bunch of those American Girl books about your body and your feelings and they were really informative and truthful and I really liked them. One day I was talking to a friend about one of them and we started reading it and she was asking a ton if questions and seemed really excited and interested by it and I answered questions and explained stuff. We talked about the books during recess and eventually more girls joined in until we were a group of about 10-15 seven year-olds talking about puberty and sex and a lot of things that most adults don’t The thing about those books is that they look really innocent with cute drawings and there are chapters about brushing your teeth and stuff; but what most people don’t expect is that there’s a lot of health stuff about puberty and mental illness and drugs and a lot of really important stuff that everyone should know. The teachers didn’t care because the books looked super innocent and they thought were talking about proper brushing habits or something. We’d go sit down and read a chapter and I’d add some other stuff that my mom had told me and then we’d just talk and ask questions. It was kind of like group therapy but with sex ed. This was all okay until one of the boys saw a page with a ton of boobs on it (the page was demonstrating a breast exam) and he told the teacher. So they found and I got suspended and I wasn’t allowed to bring any more of those books into school. 

Closer to the end of the year, one of the second grade teachers was revealed to be a pedophile when one of his students said that he tried to touch her inappropriately and then three other girls came forward with the same story. After he was arrested, the girl told me that she said what he did because we had talked about what to do in that exact situation. Because of our group she knew that she probably wasn’t the only one and she knew that it was wrong for him to do that and that she wouldn’t get in trouble if she told someone and that she probably wouldn’t have said anything if she hadn’t read those books.

I started doing it again the next year. No one stopped me. 

[maya-tl]

Bless.

[muslima-nadjoua]

Reblogging again in hope someone could give me those books’ names

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https://www.amazon.com/Care-Keeping-You-Younger-Revised/dp/1609580834#immersive-view_1495174594789

The Care and Keeping of You.

I believe it’s this one! Fits the description and the back cover even has the brushing girl.

There’s a series of books! ^^

[ginkasei]

The American Girl books are really, really good. They talk about things honestly but simply, and cover a lot of important stuff. 11/10 for those books.

[gracy]

These books were the only sex ed I had as a young girl. These were a door to reading bigger, badder texts and getting involved in activism…

100% recommend you buy these for sisters, daughters, nieces. 110%

[olivierassayas]

In this business, the moment you catch feelings is the moment you catch a bullet.

Baby Driver (2017) dir. Edgar Wright

[trannyzilla]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

ryan gosling playing YOU? ridiculoush 

[puckconnolly]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain 

[lesbianathene]

Visit Original Link

“Did you get enough love, my little dove Why do you cry? And I’m sorry I left, but it was for the best Though it never felt right My little Versailles”

[endofeva1997]

i had no fucking clue until yesterday that jeb bush’s name isn’t fucking jeb those are his initials. john ellis bush. yes just like fucking GOB/george oscar bluth on arrested development good fucking god

[officiallordvetinari]

‘Jeb Bush’ is equivalent to ‘ATM machine’

[asavelveteen-deactivated2024121]

Well said.

[the-pink-owl-deactivated2024082]

Christian Couple Prepares to Open First U.S. Home for Sex-Trafficked Boys

Chris and Anna Smith, who are poised to open the first safe house in the United States for sex trafficked boys, didn’t set out to be trailblazers. They founded their Christian ministry, Restore One, in 2012, hoping to open a facility for girls in ...

First Home in the U.S. specifically for sex-trafficked boys is set to open in late 2016. Of course neighbors pulled a stink and tried to get the house shut down before it even opened. 

The founders are still trying to take donations to help cover maintenance costs. You can find more information about this ministry and donate here. 

[tumb1r-core]

OOOOH THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR MANY REASONS

[takashi0]

Excellent

[prolifeproliberty]

I CANNOT believe how much resistance they’re facing. 

People are worried about their property values when these young boys have literally been sold as sex slaves and raped and abused in who knows how many other ways. They just need a safe place to heal and protection while they testify against their abusers so we can put the actual criminals in prison.

And people are worried about them “taking their medicine” like we’re trying to cure them of something. These are trafficking victims. But apparently people are more worried about these boys than they are about making sure the people who abused them go to prison. 

[egalitarian-rose-quartz]

Oh man, as soon as I get a little extra money I’ll be donating to this fine cause because this is just fucking great. I hate all the shit they’re getting for it, but shit or no shit I want to support these people.

[lets-male-empowerment-blog]

This is very important 

[the-pink-owl-deactivated2024082]

I love that every few months this post gets another surge of notes, and now is good a time as any to give an update.

In late Fall last year, the area of North Carolina where this house is set to be opened experienced a lot of very bad flooding. This has set them back. They wanted to be open by now, but they have finished restoring the house and are now working on furnishing it so they can open soon. 

The link above is broken, so here is an updated one. You can see they  now have a registry for Target and Walmart open. If you want to donate by buying items they need to furnish it, you can do so this way. 

You can also make a donation or become a monthly partner here. 

[beachdeath]

best lines in always sunny history

1. pepe silvia monologue 2. name’s artemis. i got a bleached asshole. 3. stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter 4. your hair looks small 5. can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time 6. everybody’s dying, bitch. let’s get you some fruit. 7. oops, i dropped my monster condom i use for my magnum dong 8. newsflash, asshole, i’ve been hearing it the entire goddamn time 9. i do not like it with the skin dee i am not ALLOWED 10. charlie, i do a backflip every day of my life 11. b-b-b-b-bad pussy 12. did you fuck my mom santa claus 13. been there? not physically. 14. well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down. 15. question: dennis is asshole. why charlie hate? / answer: because dennis is a bastard man. 16. milksteak 17. you know what it is bitch 18. denim chicken?

[omnivore-odyssey]

When some dude complains that feminists should shut up because women somewhere else have it worse:

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[ahotttttie-deactivated20171106]

Y'all be saying I'm cute but I don't have a boo so who lying???