on a steel horse I ride

the horrors are relentless but so is my love for silly images on my phone | she/her | 28🎂

[dogpuppy]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[sallizzard]

Every #miku is #canon

[ammnontet]

[onebadnoodle]

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[startboii]

it’s showtime!

[lmaonade]

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay

[roboticoperatingbud]

[haaarpb]

i love both my beautiful daughters

[taisannart]

pombon

[xystia]

Browt propaganda upon ye

[flipchild]

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

[brawltogethernow]

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[c3rvida3]

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

[c3rvida3]

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you