He spit on me...

Gabby . 21 . John Marston's mistress . mostly shitposts . I take requests but i wont promise ill ever actually write anything. Ask @svgarwitch instead

[thoughtcascades]

Unknown numbers ringing me like I even answer the phone to people I know. 

[ronanceisintheair]

In barbieland you legally have to say hi to barbie or you're taken out back and discontinued.

[cowboyspitoon]

please don't spit down my throat as i tilt my head back and open my mouth whilst sticking out my tongue, that'd be so terrible

[cowboyspitoon]

Y'all i can't stress how much i love Chinese food. Its so gd tasty 🥵🤤

[cowboyspitoon]

Vaccines can’t give me autism if I already have it

[cannibalchicken]

[fluffsnake]

Suptober Day 3 - Inspired

[nativenews]

[sir-josh-of-art-deactivated2024]

READ:

That's enough money to give every homeless American 24 THOUSAND DOLLARS

That's enough money to give 43 dollars to the ENTIRE U.S. POPULATION.

That's enough to fully treat ~95,000 Cancer Patients for FREE.

This is where your tax dollars go.

NOT schools.

NOT Protection.

NOT Healthcare.

NOT Homes and shelter.

NOT Science and Medicine.

NOT the potholes in your roads.

NOT your retirement or your future.

You are being made to pay for Genocide while your own people die.

[cowboyspitoon]

What the FUCK

[dima-lfc]

i'll just leave this here for anyone who sees "from the river to the sea" as a threat

[cowboyspitoon]

That feeling when you have a medical emergency in your car and when the paramedic comes to help you, the first thing out of his mouth when he opens the door is

"Watch out for all the trash"

[cowboyspitoon]

Im fine btw, had a vasovagal response or whatever. I like to call them involuntary naps

[121231212i]

Genshin Impact | Some Funny moments in Furina's Demo

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[lyrajellycat]

I think the comparison between the plot of the fnaf movie and the plot of the silver eyes raises some really important questions for the lore

for instance: is it more embarrassing to get spring locked in a mustard dress shirt or completely fucking naked

[jay-wasstuff]

Mike: is struggling financially and mentally

Vanessa: *throws his prescription medicine*

[dreamcusp]

the feminine urge to wander the forest in a flowing white nightgown under the moonlight

[cowboyspitoon]

and promptly get eaten by a pack of coyotes because i am, in fact, not a disney princess

[carnelianfoxx]

british currency is so gay. who exactly are you pounding, fella?

[anxious-m3ss]

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3