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that damn yapping cow

[cowyaps]

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⚠️ occasionally nsfw ⚠️

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[despazito]

[petulantpony]

getting a short skirtjob from a girl with a long jacket

[cali]

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

[cali]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no literature necessary, the description alone made me laugh helplessly

[furryprovocateur]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[tonyzaret]

[oldhollywoodniall]

[love-me-like-a-reptile]

[flipchild]

sadly the teaches of peaches is mostly lacunae but hard working scholars have been able to piece together at least two verses, being that "[one can] fuck the pain away" and "[...] like sex on the beaches".

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that "dyke" meant "badass" because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

the way I learned that it was actually a word people use for lesbians, and many people find it offensive, was when my teacher was wearing a leather jacket that I thought looked really cool, and you'll never guess what I said.

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[irondive]

[pleasuretrade]

the Leather Archives & Museum in chicago is remodeling and they posted a pic of some of their bathroom graffiti before they presumably tear it down/paint over it and

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere