mutant

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[important-cat-pics]

[pangur-and-grim]

cats will just treat you as terrain

[perlmans-own]

[dogpuppy]

[beardedmrbean]

Sometimes country girls need to come up with alternate plans

[fakethenip-deactivated20220809]

me as a mom

[blairwitchapologist]

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

[segamascott]

[targetedknowledge]

[beardedmrbean]

[maruti-bitamin]

Sprint

cara/insta/bluesky/ store

[artssie]

Dancers (1896) by Franz Von Stuck

[depsidase]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

[oniongarlic]

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]

[wulchevik]

whatever *explodes like a whale carcass*