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The cportea is an unbias, and honest news source; who values gossip, and opinions. We break news and publicize opinions the Gazette is either too afraid to touch being in the pockets of the rich, or not capable enough to find, let alone, report. ALS (A lonely Star) is a podcast dedicated to Rachel Berry's life, disappearance, and untimely death - and holding people responsible. -- cportea

[cportea]

BREAKING: 

Ryder Lynn has a few favorite hobbies: bench warming, having the vocabulary of a fourth grader, and lying. Recently, whenever discussing his high school sweetheart, Rachel Berry, he’s exercised his skills in telling tall tales. An alumni of the 2010 class (who preferred to remain anonymous) told us at Cport Tea that Rachel Berry and Ryder Lynn had a love story for the ages. When Ryder wasn’t being steered into more socially acceptable circles and activity by his high school rebound, Bree Brown, they were often seen together in the hallways. 

But this fairy tale romance from opposite sides of the social pyramid didn’t stop at their youth. Rachel Berry and Ryder Lynn’s relationship was far more than a few hook-ups in high school and a ‘friendship’ after. Friend-zoning someone after death, Ryder? Harsh, but even more so, suspicious.

Especially when he was said to have gifted her a very special necklace a year before her death, and she told multiple people they were dating up until her disappearance.

So, according to you, Ryder Lynn, you were ‘just’ friends, or (depending on who you’re speaking too) you guys barely talked after high school? Well, then what’s this video made a month before Rachel’s disappearance? :

[In the video you can see Ryder and Rachel enter the frame. The camera is looking to the bed head on. They’re hugging and kissing, he picks her up and you can hear her say between giggles, ‘say it again’. Ryder then chuckles and say’s clearly, ‘I missed you, babe,’ he drops her on the bed and climbs on top of her. They’re diagonal on the bed, and the next frame Rachel’s face is blurred out. They’re almost completely stripped down - Rachel still has her bra on. Ryder’s back, and backside is visible, you can only see Rachel’s leg, arms, and parts of her blurred out face when Ryder’s arm isn’t blocking it. Rachel is kissing his neck and you can hear him (with the help of captions made by Cport Tea) say, “…I swear a week felt like a year…I missed this so much…” The camera then goes black.]

[cportea]

sort of weird that ryder isn't coming back from christmas, any idea why or do you believe his whole training cover story?

I’ll be talking about my theories for his recent absence (and I hear, disdain) for Castleport. 

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[cportea]

Tweets in response to the arrest of Santana Lopez on 1.19.2020, then the Cport’s breaking news about the blonde hair found in the car on, 1.20.2020. 

[cportea]

on the 7th day of cportea...

The question has been asked more than once, where is James Evans? 

It’s no surprise with the recent events people are more inclined to take tally of who is around and isn’t. And James, well, can you find a town drunk more beloved and sought out for inebriated entertainment than him? Nope; because no one quite boozes and publicly fails like him. Which is why, I’m happy to say he’s in rehab. 

Rock Harbor Recovery, to be exact. Not only is it a facility with the expected comforts, but it is much more. Was this why @inkedsevans​ sold his Boston tattoo shop and moved back home? To possibly be able to afford this nice, and I mean NICE (take a look for yourself) rehab. Did Sam make the decision to bitterly work at the bar, and at someone else’s tattoo shop because who else would took care of it? I think he’s been there for awhile, as in, over thirty days. I guess this wasn’t just a little problem (or even his first go around...?) so they had to cash in for months. You know, for the real stubborn cases. What do you think? Will it last...? 

I know some may be scared to voice their opinion with Sam Evans usually watching and reading. I know he is habitually threatened by freedom of speech, and likes to use aggressive signs to censor people, but this is a safe space. Plus, there there is always the anonymous button!

[cportea]

The latest on Santana Lopez’s Arrest:

It looks like Santana Lopez was arrested for breaking and entering five plus months ago. It sounds like the Clarington’s aren’t actively checking their security tapes, or maybe….revenge? Revenge for? I’ll update you as soon as I find out.

Either way, what was a breaking and entering charge, including the downsides being handcuffed and walked out of your home (which you would think someone whose mother is still the sheriff, and on top of that is the Detective Hudson’s favorite bed-warmer, she would have better perks....) and being held for four plus hours. An inside source tells us her bail was posted an hour and a half after her arrival, but held up in an interrogation room with Finn Hudson of all people. She wasn’t told until Mike Chang showed up as her lawyer. He was flustered and irritated, as it’s been reported to us. Maybe because he not only got the bail money call, but one informing him he had a new client, Santana Lopez. We here she asked for the lawyer. Stumble into something she couldn’t explain?

What is curious is all the fuss for average Santana. The Chief of Police, Clarington Sr., and while Mayor Lynn wasn’t there, it’s said his right-hand man, Mr. Jona was.

I’ve heard the tape was entertaining - Santana was supposedly drunk, and taking selfies - but evident of something. You can’t help but think with the lead investigator of the Rachel Berry Case questioning her and a few powerhouses circulating during, does Santana Lopez have something to do with the disappearance, and eventual murder of Rachel Berry. I’m not saying she could have something to do with it in that way (or that she couldn’t) - although Cport PD refused to comment on if she was, or was not, a suspect or a person of interest - but maybe she knows something? What do you guys think?  

[cportea]

As exciting as it is to find out of multiple months of nothing our local police department has the skills to send off DNA, it took them months to acquire those skills. As usual, the headlines have failed to completely fill you in - or maybe that’s the fault of Castleport’s own, Good Ol’ Boys, club.

I know for a fact that blonde hair was found at the scene of the crime when Sheriff Lopez was still the lead investigator. It was said to be passed to a police officer whose reputation is rooted in being unreliable. As you can tell, Cport PD’s hiring process makes sure to pluck out the useless. That blonde hair was suppose to be sent months ago, and everyone thought it had been until Finn Hudson had an actual thought, and checked in on it. A very reliable source tells me this is the kind of information they’ve purposely omitted. So, ‘purposely kept from the public,’ actually means, ‘out of sight, out of mind - and completely forgotten about.’

It gives me great pride to rain on anyone’s parade that believed for a moment your local PD has done something. If we have to give credit, I’m glad Finn has mastered licking an envelope and sending something in the mail that should have been there months ago.

[castleportmuses]

BREAKING NEWS: The webseries “Real Case Files” in their investigative look inside Castleport and the ongoing Rachel Berry case uncovers explosive evidence and the police’s attempts to keep it from the public.

[cportea]

1.18.20 at 9:15 am @cportea follows up with a question, then at 9:34 post the next tweet. 

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posted at 8:36 am, on 1/18/2020

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on the eighth day of cportea......

This time it’s the fifty plus crowd that’s providing today’s serving of cport tea. Excuse the bitterness; it’s inspired by the spite of a disgruntled and unsatisfied Deputy Chang. 

Ex-lead investigator Rosalia being asked to step-down was a mix of shock, and not so much- Finn taking over? Complete shock. Not only because of his inabilities, but Deputy Chang being right there. 

 With thirty plus years on the force and a few highlights in his career - the donut knapper, saving a child who fell into a lake, and giving mouth-to-mouth to Ms. Swells when she passed out at the local SafeWay - why wouldn’t they ask him to lead a murder investigation? 

Despite Officer Chang’s resume having that small town charm and nothing else, we’ve heard his loyalty to Deputy Lopez might have cost him the position. 

Since Deputy Chang has said not to make his resentment a secret- the opposite in fact. He rarely gives his opinion, acts as a team player, and is said to go off on his own for hours. He’s even became a bit of a class clown when infantilizing Hudson and his ideas. Some would say he has an ‘okay, boomer’ comeback in his midst if that Hudson anger kicks-up. 

Maybe someone will take on Deputy Chang on as their New Year’s charity case. Ya know, try to teach an old dog new tricks that don’t put his resentment over the good of people, and cases.

[cportea]

#9 days of christmas

Well, guess whose favorite tokens got into a fight over the summer? Yes, bree and santana. I’ve been sitting on this for awhile, waiting for the perfect time to talk about it. And, well….I always love a back-to-back post really digging in on some of Castleport’s biggest stains. It was said to be the same night this (x) thread popped up.

I guess when Easy Pickings borrowed a temporary backbone, Santana’s only reaction was typical of her: violence. Which is sad. Although there was no surprise she had out-mean girled the weakest link, but to take it as far as fighting her? It’s a sign. And Santana’s downfall been filled with easter eggs leading up to these final days.

Like, Bree, whose divorce you could see happening on Tumblr between flirtatious conversations with her ex-boyfriend, better known as, Rachel Berry’s ex, Ryder Lynn. Then a back alley ho- …oops, I almost spilled too much.

Anyways, to put it mildly, Bree is barely thirty, (but looks like a 35 year-old with two divorces under her belt) a divorcee, and doesn’t even have a brat to show for it, and Santana let that get to her.

My witnesses were woken up to Santana yelling Bree to ‘step outside’. There was reported shoving, a couple hits (Santana’s claws were said to be gleaming in the moonlight) then an untimely….bonding session. I guess not even a physical altercation can stop two losers from bonding.

[cportea]

on the tenth day of christmas....

There was another event that unfortunately called for the gathering of Castleport’s 2009 Glee Club - Castleport’s biggest event in decades, the opening and dedication to the Rachel Berry, ‘Little Shop of Horror’s’. Some may have thought it went on without a hitch, but my eyes and ears tell me otherwise.

I’m told there was a fight in Mason’s dressing room backstage before the performance began with @snixxem and @castleporthudson. They were seen entering his dressing room about a half hour before the performance. Soon after entering I’m told things got loud; like Castleport was going to lose another door to two men barreling out of it, loud. Santana Lopez was heard between shouts, doing nothing at all but making things worse - as usual. Soon after they left, and it’s been confirmed Santana was pulling Finn out and at least one of his hands were in fist.

Were they there to rattle Mason, Rachel Berry’s dear friend and one of her only confidants? Taking advantage of an online ‘white flag’ that had been waved if Finn Hudson showed up as Finn Hudson. But no surprise, with or without the badge, Finn is still a jackass. Let’s not forget Grilled Cheesus Gate.

Among the shouts four things were made clear:

1. Mason doesn’t support Finn Hudson’s position on the still unsolved Rachel Berry case - and I think I speak for 57% of us: we agree, mason.

2. Finn Hudson’s temper is a problem.

3. Santana is still a bootycall and at one point may have confided in Mason she was afraid Finn just saw her as that. 29 and still insecure enough to be shooting PTA mom’s death glares….and she said she didn’t peak in high school.

4. And to draw out the topic of Santana putting her self-loathing out there in obvious acts if you look close enough: Finn Hudson, really?

[cportea]

will there be a new poll to guess how long it'll take for the Double C to go bust with Tina taking the reins?

No need for a poll when we already know the outcome. I give it until the summer of 2020. Anyone else want to take their bets? ( @teecohenc) 

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[cportea]

haven't seen james evans passed out on any porches lately. any word on his whereabouts?

No, which is very out-of-character of him. I will update on this soon. 

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[cportea]

can't wait to cast my vote for quinn and hunter as cport's newest, cutest couple for 2020.

Suburbia is waiting with bated breath for them to slowly start to look and dress like one another so they can join their Target Red card cult. May the pyramid schemes be in their favor. @hcclarington & @quinnofcastleport

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[cportea]

nice to see santana's doing her part to keep the kept women and strippers of instagram decked out in the finest of fast fashion.

Hey now, remember, @snixxem is a ‘fashion designer’. Which is code for cheap fashion and copying anything she see’s on her feed. Just like living at home, is code for, exactly where we thought she would be in ten years - living at mommy and daddies, trying to angle out the pudge on her belly and increasingly old face. 

At least she hasn’t gone back to her high school sweetheart, just a former high school idiot, who is now the same idiot with the badge to prove it. 

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[cportea]

#twelvedaysoftea

What is jobless, (soon to be) badge-less, and tacky? William Schuester.

Do you know who has never peaked, but remained lukewarm through out their life? William Schuester.

Do you know who had an affair with Rachel Berry up until her disappearance? William Schuester.

I know many had assumed by the vague report typed up by some sub-par Gazette ‘reporter’ and Sheriff Lopez’s obscure statement, something happened between the disgraced Schuester, and Castleport’s beloved Rachel Berry - but your assumptions barely touch the surface of this cover-up.

‘ Some evidence came to light that could potentially tamper with the case and Deputy Schuester -’

‘some evidence’ must refer to their dating history which began in March and ended August 31st - when Rachel Berry disappeared. My personal sources tell us his shock and awe seemed genuine when the discovery of her abandoned car swept through the stations airways. Despite his delusions, Will was never much of an actor, so I too, agree his actions following the news was unadulterated. He wouldn’t have the talent to convey anything but his raw emotions.

But we’ve all been wrong before. He did hide his relationship for at least the first two weeks of the investigation…..

(here is some stocking stuffer tea: there is always room for doubt, especially for the least likely types.)

Sources tell me it was a journal that broke the news to the now disgraced Sheriff Lopez. Their elicit affair was just the tip of the iceberg, though. The text messages sent between the pair only two days before that fateful day is what triggered the unexpected and sloppy push of Will Schuester off the case and out of the limelight.

Rachel Berry had confided to Will Schuester she was scared. A star taken far too early, knew she was in danger, to the point she trusted her cop (if he was so lucky) boyfriend to tell him about her assumptions of an immediate threat to only be ignored. I guess when she wasn’t dangling the promises of a duet, or fevered dreams he was talented enough for a stage at The Maggie - let alone a stage with Rachel Berry on it - he didn’t care to do his actual job and protect one of Castleport’s jewels. And last but not least, don’t ever forget -  ‘ It was a the right call, and he should be commended for his presence of judgment, not chided for possible prior lapse of it.’ - his ‘presence of judgement’ was admitting to his not possible, but absolute lapse of judgement when he chose to omit the truth until he was faced with it.