jayce m ellery

jayce is my name, quidditch is my game. and i cause trouble in my spare time. jenny made me get this stupid blog. i like quidditch, and food, and cats. lets be friends, hmu (hold my unicorn). this is a roleplay blog. 

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Why the corner?

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Cause the corner understands me

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No, I think it’s the abs.

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That’s the thing about Hogwarts. You make an effort at being athletic, and suddenly everyone is drooling all over you. 

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Lot’s of girls would like pictures of you like that.  You look hot without a shirt on.  You should never wear a shirt, bae.

You’ll get more girls that way.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the corner... 

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The gossip chick is attracted to me

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That is kind of creepy…

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I’m beginning to think I wear a “come at me, creepy girls” sign and nobody told me. You and Jenny are about the only normal ones I talk to. There is Dia... but she’s, well, Dia. She’s not exactly close to normal. 

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The gossip chick is attracted to me

I don’t know if I should be flattered or creeped out... I think I’m going to go with my gut instinct ... and pick creeped out. 

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idreamof-jenny replied to your post:idreamof-jenny replied to your post:idreamof-jenny...

We will. Remember how long Preston and I were together? It worked then! I think…

And then you two broke up, and I tried to break his nose. I still say I succeeded. 

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idreamof-jenny replied to your post:idreamof-jenny replied to your post:idreamof-jenny...

Well they’re dumb and not good enough for you then! You need the perfect girl who can understand that I’m not going anywhere and won’t share you!

We seem to have run into a predicament, here. How will we ever have functioning relationships if neither of us are willing to share the other? hm? 

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idreamof-jenny replied to your post:idreamof-jenny replied to your post:idreamof-jenny...

Yes! I love chick flick marathons! And don’t blame me that your girlfriends always think something is going on between us!

You sleep over whenever you have a break up. What are they supposed to think? Most girls aren’t rational enough to understand that we just get chocolate wasted and fall asleep.

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idreamof-jenny replied to your post:idreamof-jenny replied to your post:If you could...

Don’t challenge me! I will!

Here we go with this routine again. You say don’t challenge you, I challenge you. You try and pair me up with some random girl, who is the wrong girl. We go on one date, then you get all upset when she keeps me from spending time with you. Then me and said girl break up, and you and I have another chick flick marathon to make up for all that time not spent together. Can we just skip to the end part? 

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idreamof-jenny replied to your post:If you could date only one girl at Hogwarts, who...

There are a lot of those but I can narrow it down!

Try me, I dare you. 

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idreamof-jenny replied to your post:Butter beer or pumpkin juice?

You still need to tell me who she is!

It’s granny, obviously. 

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[TEXT]: Are you coming to girls' night? You can. Danny and Ollie are coming.

[TEXT]: So we can plug our ears while you talk about all the guys you wanna make out with? Sure, sounds fun!

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[TEXT]: Come over! You can talk about the girls you like. Ollie will probably Gish about Pippa.

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[TEXT]: Okay, okay. You’ve convinced me. You’re lucky I love you. 

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Do you like any girls so far?

I’m not going to escape this question? Am I? Yeah, I do. 

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Butter beer or pumpkin juice?

Firewhiskey. 

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How do you feel about being in Slytherin?

It’s awesome. Am I supposed to have a problem with it, or something? 

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[TEXT]: Are you coming to girls' night? You can. Danny and Ollie are coming.

[TEXT]: So we can plug our ears while you talk about all the guys you wanna make out with? Sure, sounds fun!

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Favorite teacher and least favorite teacher? And why.

Favorite teacher? Filch. Cause he’s fun to fuck with. His face when we put the blast ended skrewts in his office? Priceless. Least favorite teacher? Filch. Because he wants to hang me in the dungeon, by my toes.