Unconventional Monsterposting

Monster Related Crack | Mostly NSFW

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I can totally imagine gabimaru subbing for his wife???

Like come on, dude was chillin at his own execution but blushed at a simple kiss???

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Idea: Cozy Horror Night

Where you and your dark abomination friend squeeze together, chew popcorns and watch horror movies.

Actually you are the only one eating, since he's busy getting offended by literally EVERYTHING in the movie.

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Big Scary Monster, but Little Spoon

Consider this!

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Idea: Aloof OP MC & Their Emotional Support Human

Other characters: What? He actually showed emotions!

MC: Flustered

Other Characters: Screaming

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Reverse Monster Fucker POV

I want an evil big-dicked human to fuck the brains outta me!

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Idea: Monster Sexologist

Where a skinny human scholar terrifies monsters by speaking of their mating details completely unbothered.

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Horny Human vs Carrion the Tentacle Monster

Carrion: Be not afraid, biomass! I’m just a wiggling pile of tentacles!

Human (unzips): Would…

Carrion: …Be More Afraid!

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Idea: Reverse Haunted

Where you traumatize the ghost by drawing R18+ pics about them.

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Symbiotic Bio-Mech Suit AU

Where the bloodthirsty symbiote’s constantly flabbergasted by its “mild on the outside, wild on the inside” teenage host.

Boy: talking about things he’ll do to it if it has a body

Symbiote: shudders

10 minutes later…

Boy: hey, you have mouths! I saw you devouring that guy.

Symbiote: congratulations. You have eyes.

Boy (unzipping): great!

Symbiote: wait------

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Born for Each Other AU

Featuring a lonely eldritch abomination, and a little kid who genuinely think their new friend is very cute.

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Pearl Erling

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Monster Culture: Tattoos

Where your naga gave you a matching tattoo.

It doesn’t suit you, but you think it’s very sweet.

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Monster Culture: Gifts

Where your dark friend gave you bracelets and pendants made of his own bones and teeth… carved by himself… which was apparently the appropriate way to show how he valued your relationship.

Unfortunately humans can’t regrow bones or teeth, so you weaved him a hair bracelet instead.

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Reverse Goblin Breeding

Where a group of Goblins kidnapped a young girl for breeding, but got spanked, collared, and “reformed” into pleasure slaves instead.

According to the great Goblin Conquerer, nothing’s more satisfying than watching these once mischievous creatures wiggle their asses and beg for humiliation.

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Monster Under the Bed AU

Except you really, REALLY want to pet the pouty shadow creature under your bed and call him a GOOD BOI.

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Idea: Princess in the Tower

Where the monster IS the sentient tower…who made a Princess-shaped puppet branch.

Feed on the self-proclaimed saviors.

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Backroom “Slayer”

Where you wake up in a back room, and proceed to fuck every entity out there.