Your partner is a monster in bed.
But, like, literally.
He just transforms to his true form the second he touches the bed.



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Your partner is a monster in bed.
But, like, literally.
He just transforms to his true form the second he touches the bed.
Horrifying monster, but touch-starved. Will (not so) discreetly attach to your person.
Too prideful to ask for petting, but gets grumpy (and murderous, by extension) without it.
Warning: prone to violence when shy.
Werewolf boyfriend, who’s jealous of the other dogs you petted.
Goodest Boy
“Who’s the gooooooodest boy?”
The mountain of twisting tentacles responds with a …monstrous shudder?
“Well that’s not an answer.”
It shifts around uncomfortably.
“Hmmmm?”
A moment of silence.
Hesitantly, Eldritch Abomination lifts one appendage, and… points at itself.
“That’s what I’d like to hear!”
Tentacle monster, but affectionate. Loves to lift you in the air with tentacles and swing around.
Monster friendship, where a dragon kidnapped a random princess as a rite of passage… and she didn’t want to be sent back.
So they started traveling the world instead.
Tentacle monster, but shy. Will curl into a ball after physical contact.
Terrifying monster, but a cuddler in bed.