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Hello

It appears you’ve stumbled across my humble account

I’m crabz and uh here’s some stuff about me 😀👍

General stuffs;

Please don’t be weird im just a fella

I usually just post about whatever my hyperfixations are at the time

And ocs (kinda)

Mostly myself though apparently (hey I gotta get my insanity out somehow)

I am autistic and very much scared of talking to people so if you message me and I don’t respond that’s probably why (sorry!)

Overall just a silly guy ruining my silly digital footprint, nothing more

I’ll add more to this eventually but yea

Seeing people draw characters I love with autism traits I have is honestly better than straight crack

#idk idk idk mannnn #it gives me like #autism euphoria #it’s like ‘wowee! they’re just like me!!!’ and I feel very jollyful #evil ramblings from a crab #doooon’t even question me man

Guess who cut themself on an ICE CUBE

#even more embarrassing is the fact it drew blood AND ITS BRUISING #evil ramblings from a crab #-400 aura

Stupid gmod screenshot my cousin got

#I don’t even know how to tag this one man #if you see this hi lmao #evil ramblings from a crab #you can feel the tension building #crabz bullshit gmod au #gmod screenshot #tenna deltarune #shitpost

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i like writing improv fanfic oneshots sometimes where i just write the first thing that comes to mind and right now i'm writing one sided flowery x tenna yaoi in a classist society and the knight is homophobic????

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holy shit this is actually just the worst thing ever written why is flowery classist

and why is he in love with tenna but tenna is in love with spamton

and the knight is homophobic and wants them all to be straight

i'm the greatest improv writer ever

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I should do that soon. It would really warm up my writing skills so maybe I could FOCUS ON MY DAMN WIP FANFICS

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i usually do improv fics before seriously writing to warm up

it does really help, writing bullshit before getting serious

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Honestly I really need to do this more

#also stealing ‘the knight roared knightly’

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THE PROMISE:

THE PAYOFF:

EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU QUEEN

#god DAMNIT I love her so much #queen deltarune

Poisoned stew for 5.99

#I was making beef stroganoff and didn’t realize the beef was spoiled until my parents said it smelled really weird #absolute save man #evil ramblings from a crab #also not technically stew buuut that seems like the only word I can use to describe my creation #my devious creation

How I feel after taking the rattle out of a thrifted plush and giving it to my lancer plush

And then sewing them both up flawlessly afterwards

#he’s a maraca boy now #if this gets 4 likes I’ll post a video of me rattling him #evil ramblings from a crab #shitpost #deltarune plush

art block sucks balls actually

#evil ramblings from a crab #doing my best tho

Theeey should invent an overstimulation thaaaaat isn’t

#evil ramblings from a crab #blegh

You brilliant tv man you

#oh man oh man #he’ll never truly know how loved he is #mr ant tenna #tumblr sexypeople #tumblr sexymen poll #traditional art #tenna deltarune #tumblr sexymen 2026 #ignore how he looks kinda wonky that was me attempting perspective #deltarune

There’s a little running gag me n my friends have in our gmod lore

I call it ‘Tenna is not the best at being parental’

The context is basically this; we have a mod pack downloaded that has a bunch of cool alien bug npcs right?

One of the npcs is this little grub that’s very cute and if you crush it you’ll get healed 50 hp. (It’s also really easy to crush)

Basically every time we use that mod pack, I (as Tenna) adopt and try to take care of a grub. And it always dies. I’m sadly not kidding.

The first time I accidentally stepped on it while trying to move it to a less dangerous area

Another time I was actually doing really well (I was very proud)

AND THEN MY COUSIN COMES OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE AND CRASHES HIS CAR INTO ME

I survived but GUESS WHO DIDNT

#Tennas grub child that always fucking dies saga #evil ramblings from a crab #gmod shenanigans #deltarune au #I call it #crabz bullshit gmod au #I’ll add more tags later it’s 2am for me rn #tenna deltarune #mr ant tenna #silly

Um

#let’s justr say #one of our friends was playing deltarune for the first time and everyone else was watching/commentating #aaaand some bullshit happened #it always does #evil ramblings from a crab #ignore the shit quality it’s uh seasoning #shitpost #spamton deltarune #deltaslop #haha yeah #togore dreemurr #is also mentioned #this will be deltarune in 2013

This always happens

#I’ll always make up a bullshit au of some sorts for funny reasons and then it’ll end up becoming either canon #in some way or a fandom wide joke/theory #I’m just awesome I guess #evil ramblings from a crab #pirate gaster

New friend lore making me CACKLE INSANELY

I LOVE CATS I LOVE CATS I LOVE CATS I LOVE

#EEEEHEHEHHEHE #ok I’m normal now #is this a good time to reveal that my Halloween costume is friend #hehe :3 #evil ramblings from a crab #deltarune #friend deltarune

Go my snowgrave

#my head hurtssss #I don’t even know what to tag this #hashtag my bullshit #snowgrave #pink addison #deltarune weird route #shitpost #evil ramblings from a crab

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Fun crabz lore;

Me and my friends came up with this stupid thing a while ago and we (meaning I) think about a lot

I wouldn’t even call it an au but it’s where four different eras of Spamton (Addison, big shot, puppet, and Neo) all sail around together on a pirate ship called (you won’t believe this) the S. S. Big Shot

Basic plot (as of current) is that Neo is ‘missing’ under mysterious circumstances and they’re trying to find him and bring him back to the ship

Also their main rival is a gaint whale based off of Tenna

(This started out as a roleplay concept and I picked it up and ran with it)

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Funny how I posted this and the next morning Gaster pirate theory blew up

#not actually certain #I just know that I woke up the next morning and saw like 3 Gaster pirate posts #and was like ‘oh hell yeah’#evil ramblings from a crab

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