im calling the egg police.
Egg police? That exists?
im the egg police. youre under arrest for abusing eggs and threatening harm to eggs.

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@crackthategg
im calling the egg police.
Egg police? That exists?
im the egg police. youre under arrest for abusing eggs and threatening harm to eggs.
Well then, don’t you understand? I am not Silver…
((No I am not… I am a girl for starters…))
((WHA’ HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT YOU JERK?!))
Well then, don’t you understand? I am not Silver…
((No I am not… I am a girl for starters…))
golden-idiot
dont hurt the poor little eggs…
Bye bye, eggies.
im calling the egg police.
you cant throw an egg. ill call the police on you sir. i mean it. like those are babies you know but give me the egg. i need more eggs for my egg army.
Police don’t scare me. I can throw as many eggs as I want.  And crush yer egg army.
dont hurt the poor little eggs...
Well then, don’t you understand? I am not Silver…
missing-trainer
((Uh…no, I’m not Silver…))
((I am not Silver…I just said it, are you deaf? BT))
missing-trainer
((Uh…no, I’m not Silver…))
+3
crackthategg so-vehement enhxrmonic
"Yes? What do you require?"
i need eggs for my egg army.
missing-trainer
Egg friend is now fried friend~
why would someone want to harm a poor innocent little egg????
im not a nerd. youre a loser. youre really mean. ill throw a rock at you.
Yer a loser. I’m awesome. Fer that, I’ll throw an egg at you.
you cant throw an egg. ill call the police on you sir. i mean it. like those are babies you know but give me the egg. i need more eggs for my egg army.
eggs talk to other eggs. like im 65% sure thats what they do. and im also 73% sure youre a nerd. oh and they also do this!! *makes hatching noises*
Did ya just call me a nerd? Yer the nerd. The egg nerd who likes percents.
im not a nerd. youre a loser. youre really mean. ill throw a rock at you.
wait; im bored. gonna get off this account,