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Bonjour! My name is Ralph. You may know me better as Phantom R! Or rather Cracktom R, I come in and out, everything crazy happens when I appear though, like the world suddenly goes on crack! funny, right? I track the tags 'cracktomroffrance' so place things under those tags if you need me!

[cracktomroffrance]

cracktomroffrance:

“Hi everyone! You’ve probably wondered where I’ve been! well, I’ve moved! I’m right here partying with all my friends! come join us!”

[cracktomroffrance]

cracktomroffrance:

“Hi everyone! You’ve probably wondered where I’ve been! well, I’ve moved! I’m right here partying with all my friends! come join us!”

[cracktomroffrance]

cracktomroffrance:

“Hi everyone! You’ve probably wondered where I’ve been! well, I’ve moved! I’m right here partying with all my friends! come join us!”

[cracktomroffrance]

cracktomroffrance:

“Hi everyone! You’ve probably wondered where I’ve been! well, I’ve moved! I’m right here partying with all my friends! come join us!”

[cracktomroffrance]

“Hi everyone! You’ve probably wondered where I’ve been! well, I’ve moved! I’m right here partying with all my friends! come join us!”

[cracktomroffrance]

"Hello!" Lucy said, even though Cracktom might not know who she is because of her longer black hair instead of shorter pink hair. She looked pretty much the same other than the hair color change.

“Lucy… is that you…?”

“Lucy!!!!!” Happy chirping.

[theblackhairedtwins-deactivated]

“Crackers!” She said hugging him. “I missed you!”

[cracktomroffrance]

“I’ve missed you too! how have you been?”

[cracktomroffrance]

"Hello!" Lucy said, even though Cracktom might not know who she is because of her longer black hair instead of shorter pink hair. She looked pretty much the same other than the hair color change.

“Lucy... is that you...?”

“Lucy!!!!!” Happy chirping.

[someonesolitude]

((dude.

xenoblade is AMAZING

it has cool music, amazing graphics, and the characters are really cool! and the story really heats up early on.

i’d recommend watching chuggaaconroy’s lets play of it, as he shows a LOT of the game’s content, and it’s great

also he’s funny, so bonus! XD))

[cracktomroffrance]

Oh man I love awesome soundtracks!(I'm a sucker for it) hmm sounds interesting actually! I'll have to see about getting a copy.

And Chugga plays it? even more of a reason to watch it!

[cracktomroffrance]

bijou-de-puissance replied to your post: “I had the flu vaccine yesterday and as Shulk would say- "I’m really...”:

((IT'S SHULK TIME (excuse me but XENOBLADE YOOOOOOOOOO)))

Don't make Shulk angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

I have yet to play the game! I've been very interested in it since 'SSB Kerfuffle', is it any good?

[parisianprivateeye]

"…Raphael, my Phantom R doesn’t have freckles. Again, most of the R’s I know don’t. Your freckles are a big part of what stopped me from trying to arrest you right off because quite honestly your acting left some things to be desired." It would have maybe fooled a normal  person, but the way he spoke when they first met just set off all sorts of alarm bells in her head.

"And you may find this hard to believe, but no, I cannot communicate with your face separately from the rest of you. I’m pretty sure I don’t have half the super powers you seem to think I do." Despite herself though, she found herself smiling again. Just a bit. It was kind of refreshing honestly to be around an R who could get flustered or didn’t act like a cocky arse hole the majority of the time.

[cracktomroffrance]

"Mmmmm, That's Ralph, not Raphael." he corrected her, what was with all this mix up?!

"But you know, I thought you might have some powers, seeing on how you're a teenager and a female, you could be some magical girl or something, it'd make sense, considering you know." he shrugged.

"But if you're not a magical girl, I'll drop that line of questioning."

[parisianprivateeye]

"I…I never said that! You Phantoms, always taking the words out of my mouth in such a manner!" She let out another huff and crossed her arms tight across her chest, looking away for a moment.

"…Though I guess you’re not wrong." 

[cracktomroffrance]

"So I was right, but I was wrong, that's contridictive. I guess." Cracktom shrugged it off.

"H-Hey Charlie, a-are you blushing there?" he could feel the red tint coming onto his face too.

[cracktomroffrance]

I had the flu vaccine yesterday and as Shulk would say-

"I'm really feelin' it"

[parisianprivateeye]

"Mmm?" She blinked again, her signature frown slipping back onto her face. Whatever was that little quiet version of her disappeared with his question.

"W-Why would I laugh? It’s not like you’re horrible at singing or anything." And she’s just going to sort of huff. "Do you really think me that mean?"

[cracktomroffrance]

"N-No, I don't think you that mean I just- You like my voice? I uh, thank you, I guess."

"Y-Yeah, thanks."

[parisianprivateeye]

"…"

Of course you weren’t, Crackers. Just like she totally wasn’t humming along to the song a moment ago.

[cracktomroffrance]

"...Are you okay there? you're a little quiet."

"I was expecting you to laugh or something! you know....actually, I don't know."

[parisianprivateeye]

"They’re weird. You’re the only R that I know with freckles and I still think it’s dumb for you to wear plasters to cover them up. It’s like you’re hiding something I wouldn’t have really noticed at first without them.." Honestly it was quite silly. 

And now she’s just going to pause, give him a look, and slowly remove her hand from his face. "…I’m not sure if you’re aware of this or not, but I’m pretty sure I can’t communicate with your facial features without you knowing. You’re kind of attached to your face."

[cracktomroffrance]

"Well, it wasn't dumb to cover them up because you didn't know I was a thief when you first saw me! it's good to cover them up, they're a dead giveaway! its like you having a mole underneath your lip and trying to be a hidden mastermind at the same time, distinguishing features are rather bad when you're trying to hide yourself 'n stuff." 'n stuff, real convincing there, Crackers.

"A-And I knew that! I-I was just wondering cause you know, you're not exactly an everyday person you know...? you probably could."

[cracktomroffrance]

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"!!! Don't mind me!! I-I'm not singing at all!"

[cracktomroffrance]

terrasdaughter replied to your post: “Sorry about that sudden leave, my chest infection got worse so I...”:

Good news! /And then a shirtless picture of Blues? Always a good thing. /Meanwhile, Cracktom has a story to tell about where he was during your absence. Maybe he'll give us the play-by-play someday when he feels up to it

in the source that picture comes from, both of the Light brothers are topless yes.

When he feels up to it, when I'm gone the things he does are normally top secret or something.