Man-Witch

Grey Gay Male Witch.

[crystalsncats]

Happy Samhain, everyone! 🎃🍂✨

[terrypratchettparadise]

“One of the recurring philosophical questions is: ‘Does a falling tree in the forest make a sound when there is no one to hear?’

Which says something about the nature of philosophers, because there is always someone in the forest.  It may only be a badger, wondering what that cracking noise was, or a squirrel a bit puzzled by all the scenery going upwards, but someone.”

- Terry Pratchett - Small Gods

[terrypratchettparadise]

“Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.”

- Terry Pratchett - A Hat Full Of Sky

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Self care is not selfish or self indulgent. We cannot nurture others from a dry well. We need to take care of our own needs first.”

— Jennifer Loudon

[sapphic-spellcaster]

Please rb this if you’re a witch?

Especially if you:

🌻 are not Wiccan

🌻 are a green witch

🌻 are a kitchen witch

🌻 are a lunar/solar witch

🌻 are a pop culture witch

🌻 are LGBTQ+

🌻 do divination

🌻 do tarot

🌻 are looking for more witchy pals

🌻 like musicals

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[gay-emo-quotes]

This is just all around perfect.

[phoenyxoftheashes]

Reblogging for the small one

[sosuperawesome]

Candles

Mariona Flowers on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Candles tags

[yesterdaysprint]

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926

[alphatrekkie]

imagine instead of a peaceful and graceful first contact, aliens are pissed at us and the first contact is just them complaining how hard it is to study us.

“DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO STUDY YOU PEOPLE!?!?! OURS BIOLOGISTS HASENT HAS SLEEP IN WEEKS TRYING TO STUDY THE ECOSYSTEM YOU KEEP CHANGING! one generation its on the verge of collapse, with clear intentions of killing it. then the next generation you are hell bent to repair it! dont get me started on how much of a headache it was that you kept reviving extinct species you killed! we look like total idiots having to go back and change reports to the empire! not to mention are engineer also wants a word with the person who keeps changing tech so that they have to start almost from scratch studying it! like you went from not knowing anything about space to ‘oh we know the composition of near by exoplanets, how they formed, and how the universe was created’ and ‘we should colonize and terraform this planet.’ WITH IN FOUR GENERATIONS! YOU EVEN LANDED ON YOUR *(&(*^(^*&^& (translation unknown…likely to be a swear worse then any word we have) MOON WITH IN TWO DECADES OF DISCOVERING THE TECH TO GO INTO SPACE! oh and our scientists studying human culture wants kill you all herself  because you keep changing culture almost on a daily bases!!! and not to mention you somehow DOUBLED YOUR LIFESPANDS SOME HOW. AND OUR GEOLOGIST IS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE YOUR PLANET DIDNT EVEN HAVE OXYGEN ORIGINALLY AND A FREAKEN CORAL MADE ALL OF IT, FROM WHICH OTHER LIFE FORMS ADAPTED TO THE OXYGEN! oh and dont even get me started on your ‘internet’!”

this would then launch a new golden age of human progressiveness and technological advancements greater then anyone has ever dreamed for one goal, and one goal only. to troll the aliens as much as humanly possible. 

it will be the galaxy’s greatest prank.

[itsme98z]

*sits the aliens down at desks* So today class, we’re gonna start with evolution. Then we’re gonna go into sociology and psychology. And in Biology, we’re talking about the human brain. And then-“

[craftywitchbitch01-blog]

WITCHY ISSUES!!!

When all your friends who are having mental break downs, relationship issues, and midlife crisis, show up at your house for "Help"...

[sethandthedevil]

What people think witchcraft is like: ah yees, a heart of a wherewolf with a severe pollen allergy, a hoof clipping of a wild boar with a crescent moon marking, and what else… Ah, yees. Can’t forget the nostril hairs of a cocaine-addicted politician. Perrrrfect *rubs hands together menacingly*

What it’s really like: *covers penny in dirt lovingly, then stands up and stares down for awhile before ultimately getting frustrated that it isn’t turning into a money tree* … GROW BITCH, I’M BROKE

[runscribhinn]

stereotypes of witches: makes poppets to control people, cackles evilly, super scary, has a bad temper, house is messy, makes bad smelling potions to harm pretty princesses me: likes pretty candles, forgets when the sabbats are, talks to inanimate objects, is powerless against cats, cleans all the time, stubs toe and apologizes to the table

[iuilefae]

when you say “i’m a witch”

what they think you mean: i snap the necks of doves and use their blood to communicate with Satan himself, and i steal the souls of children in the night for power.

what you actually mean: i buy more crystals than i can probably afford and everything i own smells like incense.

[craftywitchbitch01-blog]

WITCHY ISSUES!!!!!

When you ask your deities about how you can simultaneously balance a 40 hour work week, maintain a flourishing romantic relationship with a non-magical practitioner, run a witchy blog about your craft, and still make time to practice said craft.... and their only response to you is...

And the only thing you can truly think of to respond back to them is...

[conjuredmystic]

[yourearudemotherfucker]

Cam knows what’s going on.

[sleeping-scars]