Drink the Bog Water

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You're telling me this bar only serves bush "light"?

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Call her Billy Mays the way her product handles a full load

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So-called linguists when you ask them to spell icup

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*the most horrible pervert in the world ordering his next disgusting meal* I'll have the poo teen

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*Anthony Bourdain voice* many cis men don't know they're missing out on an eye opening experience. To fix this? Find a game called Metal Gear Solid. Let your girlfriend watch you play and explain the lore to her. Your genes don't define you, so you read yaoi until laundry day. Nothing to wear? No worries, she'll give you a dress. Put on the dress. Do a twirl. Do one more. She'll call you pretty. Start up Metal Gear Solid 2 and let her watch. Soon enough she's sucking you off and calling you a good girl. Keep the dress.

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Clickbait for BCE:

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Man Returns from Odyssey to Meet Wife. What Happens Next Will Shock You!

99% Can't Spot the Difference: Reality or Shadows on a Cave Wall?

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Greg Heffley -> Shinji Ikari -> Joker pipeline