Okay but what if there was an immortal healer who has lived through the fall of empires like Rome and ottoman, has seen men die due to their pride and has been taken an war prize several times only because his hands can grant immortality? ( Give me your best shot at your answer, make it politically accurate and funny :3 )
Old farts would use them to occupy positions of wealth and power for even longer and would either say they are a prophet or infinite wisdom or a raving demented lunatic, depending on if what they say is profitable to the aforementioned old farts. Pretty much, think of how conservatives treat Jesus and the Pope, and how Elon, Trump and others treat plastic surgery and, I don't fucking know, the blood of babies or something, and you get your answer. BUT NOW TWO IN ONE PACKAGE! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, IF YOU CALL 666-666-666 RIGHT NOW, I WILL ALSO MAKE THEM A TWINK WITH A DIVINE BUSSY, HOW CRAZY WOULD THAT BE! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL...