if ur under 21 years of age do not comprehend me

Blowing out @celestial-naiads back

[celestial-naiad]

I just got a last notice in the mail for my medical debt. I owe them $1,134.75 mostly because of the two emergency room visits I had in january and february.

So that being said, I will sew any kind of bag, wallet, or whatever kind of sewn thing youre looking for 40% off the regular market price (so my wallets that are normally $60 would be $36) plus shipping so long as I have all of the necessary material already in my posession. I have fabric for days, metal and plastic snaps, zippers, elastic bands, velcro, batting, stuffing etc.

I take payment for my sewn items via paypal invoicing only.

Otherwise if anyone would like to shoot ya girl a dollar here's my paypal link 😭

Pay Samantha Matthew-Collingsworth using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/SamanthaM725 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[beardedmrbean]

Help out if you can y'all

[celestial-naiad]

Thanks 😭 I will probably post my notebook pen holders in the morning. I'm still churning stuff out for my first craft fair, but its not until 6/13 and the deadline they gave me to pay by is 6/7

[celestial-naiad]

I started a facebook page for my sewing. And my etsy shop page.... dropping the link in case anyone wants to follow or like/support to help me get more interaction and stuff.

A Galaxy in Every Star

A Galaxy in Every Star. 4 likes · 3 talking about this. Crafting unique things using thrifted items- every scrap has potential.

[celestial-naiad]

I forgot the link to my etsy as well

https://agalaxyineverystar.etsy.com/

[beardedmrbean]

Nerd

[celestial-naiad]

No you

[celestial-naiad]

@klubbhead why wont you let me play my video games??

[celestial-naiad]

Handmade wallet for sale!

Features:

-Made with 100% cotton fabric with fusible interfacing and inserts to give it strength and shape

-2 zipper pockets

-4 slip pockets

-2 card panels with 10 card slots in total

Price: $50 + shipping Paypal Invoice only

I am also open for commissions of you want to order a similar wallet with different fabric patterns/colors.

[celestial-naiad]

With how things have been going the last couple months with my spine injury and everything else, my husband and I haven't really been able to spend much on groceries. And I haven't been able to pay my medical bills. I can't live off of rice, ramen, and mac & cheese like he can because of my diabetes. I made an amazon list with some things on it that would help us both out a lot until I get consistancy with my business. If anyone could help us it would be more than appreciated.

[celestial-naiad]

I'm making corner bookmarks in bulk today. Finally got some motivation to get some shit done. Still hard to remain consistant, but I think I have a plan now.

[beardedmrbean]

Hooray for crafting time

[celestial-naiad]

I got them all sewn together and turned right side out. Just gotta iron them all and then top stitch them down now. It dont look like much at a glance but theres over 40 of them total 🥲

[fortjester]

knight strip tease. is that anything

[fortjester]

knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.

[fortjester]

duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

[6qubed]

muffled yet suggestive clanking from outside the club

[m3dieval]

The audio to this was very amusing (clanking mostly). I am so mad tumblr doesn't allow videos in the replies.

[celestial-naiad]

Holiday Dog Bandanas Sale! 20% OFF Listed Prices until December 1st!

Features:

-Reversible design! Pick two fabrics, one for each side so you can change your pups style as you please!

-Snap Closure! Just snap the ties in the back together and youre all set. The Snaps are sturdy enough to stay together through most activity, but will snap open if the bandana is caught by something or tugged on too hard- kind of like an easy release collar.

Sizing and Prices:

Measure the circumference of your pup's neck!

XXS- $12- Fits up to 9" neck

XS- $14- Fits up to 11" neck

S- $16- Fits up to 13" neck

M- $18- Fits up to 15" neck

L- $20- Fits up to 17" neck

XL- $22- Fits up to 20" neck

Need smaller or larger sizing? Just ask!

Shipping:

Calculated based on address, but MOST within the U.S. will generally be $12

Payment:

Payment will be accepted through paypal invoicing ONLY. Items will not be shipped until payment is recieved.

[charlesreeza]

Dead Guy - Roman, c. 300 BCE, terra cotta

Part of a tableau depicting a battle between the Greeks and the Amazons.  Photo by Charles Reeza at the Museum of Art and History, Geneva.

[jovialchaoss]

[stereofeathers]

[bastionkeeper]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

[celestial-naiad]

@crankyda3rd

[crankyda3rd]

Im glad someone thinks im funny

[celestial-naiad]

I was more so tagging you for the raw ass line of "let them find out incidentally that the jester keeps a knife under his hat"

[crankyda3rd]

She doesn't think im funny :(

[bastionkeeper]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i keep mine in my fanny pack :)

[celestial-naiad]

@crankyda3rd

[crankyda3rd]

Im glad someone thinks im funny

[nunjournal]

These Jezebel commenters are right and they should say it

[katelyn-danger]

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

[catchymemes]

[sandmandaddy69]

[uncle-mojave]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[keeperofthebees]

the d&d movie was so good. they captured the energy perfectly. exposition and character building and meeting that takes 10 minutes. travel across 3 countries in like 5 minutes. bullshit plans that work so hard. a dragon for no reason other than its a fuckin dragon. Chekov's gun but it's Chekov's arsenal. A paladin's autistic swag. nat 20 on the potato. crying. a very quick "where are they now" segment. everything.