Crap Cars on eBay

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Make a great starter car for someone

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For Sale: One complete pile of shit. 

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"Fire underneath bonnet mean car did not pass MOT" is literally what the description reads.

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Is a tree growing out of your engine an MOT failure?

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That bonnet.

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CAR FOR SALE: Includes huge wing to keep car steady whilst driving down the high-street at 10mph looking like an idiot.

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Not only does it look fantastic, it's on fire!

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For sale: The blue and red cars featured in the 1990s Milkyway adverts.

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I've got nothing against the colour pink. But turning an Escort into a pseudo 4x4 cup cake decorated bender-mobile is taking things too far.

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My son has one of these in his play box.

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Dealer: "Hello sir, what colour would you like your car?" Buyer: *Flops out flacid penis, rolls skin back*

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Ironic that the seller asks people not to waste their time, when they've clearly done exactly that creating this piece of crap.

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Unless you're Jensen Button and your sponsorship deals require it, It is never cool to do this to your car.