The Devil Has British Accent

Non-Hetalia London Oc || 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔩 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔢𝔞.

[crapitalshitty]

also @ all the anons asking in my inbox, if you want to know why I blocked certain people you gotta ask me upfront next time but it was all based on them being wicked toxic and lying to me. if you want to know more you know where my dms are at.

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not gonna lie, i dont use this often but i damn well gotta go through 200+ posts to remove all the ns*w stuff

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📂

He would never admit it but he actually likes those reality tv shows that have all the gossip and drama

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wietkoningin‌:

Chrissie is a self-proclaimed slut and has no problem with the hookups, given her bedfellow doesn’t let her down and at least one or two orgasms are given. The English accents are something of a recent weakness of hers she’d never readily admit and she blames a certain man in particular for the infatuation. When he mentions a mess her brows raise slightly. “You don’t have people over often?” She’s assuming he’s exaggerating as most people do, a few papers here and there somehow a ‘mess’, but part of her is a little anxious at how messy it really is. Why she lets this part of her interfere with a good time is more annoying than she’d like. The girl gives him a slight smirk and lets her jacket rest in her hands and the lowcut nature of her blouse do the hard work for her. 

Sam tried, or at least his best attempt, to not make it obvious that the openness of her blouse had caught the man’s attention. He would of admit, he was weak to the sight from a very long time of not being in the company of a woman, but at the moment wouldn’t mutter a word of the subtle embarrassment it carried. But with a hard swallow he continued on, perhaps the next hour was something he's been needing. “I am not fond of having others come to my home, takes a bloody long time to get politicians out when they have an agenda so I just don’t invite others in.”

 It was only a moment before they were at the small steps to his apartment, reaching into his pocket and withdrawing a small loop of keys. As he struggled with them to find a particular one and unlock the home, just a moment he thought, did I actually clean this week? He pressed the door open before standing the side, raising an eyebrow and a small upturn at the corner of his lip in a hint of a smile. “Guess you’ll be the first to see it in a long time.”

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gxlway-bxy‌:

A soft sigh left Kieran as he was placed so delicately upon the bed. The reality of the situation kept coming and going from his mind. When Sam demanded the kiss, he complied. The younger man pulled Sam down by his shirt and gave him a gentle kiss before releasing him. 

Then, his cheeks went red and his stomach began to churn. Shit. He realized that Sam probably wanted a rougher kiss, but he didn’t know if there was a way to recover from what he had just done.

The softness of the kiss almost caused a ridiculous grin on his face. It felt soft and endearing, almost snagging Sam’s emotions for a moment to have his heart flutter. If Kieran hadn’t said he was a virgin before, this probably would have tipped him off that he was. Sam leaned down once more to kiss, reciprocating it with a gentle kiss. It was something he had to agree with at least, return the gentleness that Kieran showed. 

He gave a light tug on his shirt, trying to loosen out the ends from Kieran’s pants. Shifting his weight, he positions himself better between Kieran's legs so he could slowly grind against him, to see how aroused the other could be so far if any.

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gxlway-bxy‌:

If Sam was looking for surprise, he got it. Kieran yelped as he was lifted up without warning, and he was quick to wrap his legs around him. “I can still walk to the bedroom, Sam. You don’t have to carry me,” he mumbled. The brunet pouted and ran a hand through Sam’s hair before giving him a shaky peck on the lips. 

“I just didn’t want to trip and fall and break my nose right before my first time…”

“Yes,” He leaned up to steal back the kiss with his own, a low rumble of laughter from him to the yelp he let out “but it would take you an hour before we even get there.” The hands in his hair made Sam relax, though not enough to accidentally allow Kieran to jinx himself and end up falling to break his nose. He sighed happily with the tug the fingers did when running through, making him speed up to get to the bed quicker. 

He pushed the door open with the sole of his foot, wandering in and laying Kieran down on the bed in a careful manner. Sam’s breathing was becoming raggid, his hand resting on Kieran's thigh as he looked at him. His gaze dropped down to the man’s lips, before back up to his eyes. In a low voice, he murmurs “kiss me. Again.”

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gxlway-bxy‌:

Kieran’s lips parted as a small surprised sound left him. He was easily guided inside. It felt like he was moving in a daze there in Sam’s arms. It also felt like Sam knew exactly what he was doing which brought Kieran more comfort than words could say. After all, he was trusting his first time with this man. 

A little hesitation accompanied the brush of his tongue against Sam’s before the same hesitation made him pull back. He looked up at him for a brief moment of reassurance before laughing nervously and mumbling, “Just want to see where we’re going…”

“For fuck sakes, kier,” He said with a snicker. The Englishman pulled his hands away and knelt down, an arm looping behind Kieran right at his thighs to hoist him up to carry. He didn’t give much of a warning, partly just wanting to take Kieran by surprise. He only grunted out “put ya legs around” as he picked up the shorter man. Sam knew he couldn’t even let the poor man lead, neither a less get to the bedroom in one piece without being nervous with every motion and touch. 

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wietkoningin‌:

[x] @crapitalshitty

She’s a bit bemused at her own suggestion, kicking her legs out with her chin against her palm. “Mm. As much as I like adventurous sex in a bathroom, that’s more of a thing you do at a club. Drunk. With a stranger.” None of which described their current situation. Chrissie unbuttons the top button of her suit jacket and takes a stand to undo the rest. “Your place seems reasonable enough.” A gesture for him to lead the way. What else to do in London other than London himself? A better way to spend time than sitting on her phone.

“Good to know we aren’t strangers,” He said, almost a bit too quick to lead them in the correct direction. Hookups weren’t a common thing despite his old historical streak in his youth, but neither a less still had that subtle jittery excitement raise in him once more. “Just don’t be frightened by my papers or mess, been a smidge of time since peopel came by so the place has been taken over by work.” It was an easy travel from one room to the exist, the city undoing his tie a bit as the heat of the summer waved over, and he took his turn to the right. 

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gxlway-bxy‌:

A look of confusion flashed across Kieran’s face as the other walked past him, and it only intensified when Sam pushed his hand off of his neck and placed his own there. The kiss made all of that confusion melt away though as Kieran was quick to grab the front of Sam’s shirt, desperate to put his hands somewhere. Could the neighbors see them? He hoped not. He would never hear the end of it. It took a moment for him to even realize he was putting no effort into the kiss, and so, he added pressure from his end.

He let out a small content hum as Kieran kissed back, leaning into the kiss once he had felt the man grip onto his shirt. He tasted sweet against his lips, nothing like the bitterness he was drawn into his lungs moments ago, his tongue brushed over the bottom of Kieran's lips urging for access to more. 

With one hand on his neck, he allowed the other to move down to his hips, pressing to get Kieran to back up into the house instead of letting them stand out here and give a show for the neighbors. Though without a doubt it would be a show later when they see their neighbor come out with a neck decorated in bruises and bites, a thought that had Sam stiffen more in his pants.

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gxlway-bxy‌:

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“I’m sure. I’ve thought about it for awhile, and… Yeah.” Kieran mumbled, rubbing the back of his neck. “I mean, you can say no. But, you were also the one who put this idea in my head. I… I just want to try.”

Sam let the smothered cigarette on the balcony as he pushed off it, eyeing Kieran down with a moment of wariness as if it was going to be a ‘ha just joking. No homo’. “Then best we go inside, yeah? Don’t think the neighbors would be so kind to see us shagging over the edge.” He walked forwards without waiting for the Irishman to turn around, moving his hand under Kieran’s that was on his neck to push it out of the way so he could have a hold on the back of his neck as he pulled Kieran forwards. His lips pressed earnestly against Kieran’s as they still stood at the doorway.

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1; 6? lmao

‘i’m bored’ sex

He stretched his legs out on the sofa, sitting up slightly to the offer. “Ah-” Samuel glanced at the clock. There were only about three hours til the next meeting to blow off, the Englishman let out a tsk. He couldn’t really sit on his ass for that long without boring himself out more than he was now. “Unless you want to snag in the restroom, best we have a quick walk to my apartment; it’s only a tick away.”

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category 4: 4

"Are you sure?" Sam arched his eyebrow, smothering his cigarette out on the balcony. He had no real habit to smoke, other than to just keep his hands and mouth busy during downtime. "You have a bad taste of choice for this, but I can't say no."

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gxlway-bxy replied to your post “Despite unpopular demand, I’m back and you all are going to have to...”

who're u calling unpopular

you, but don't worry you’re popular in my heart.

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Despite unpopular demand, I’m back and you all are going to have to deal with it

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by Tristan Petel

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“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

“You know what is sexier? When you do touch me.”

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gxlway-bxy:

“At least say you didn’t tag me,” Kieran groaned. He attempted a few times to reach under the man and grab the phone, but it seemed hopeless. There was a heavy sigh as he realized his attempts meant nothing. “I’m sure it’s not super recognizable as me… Right?”

“I mean, it’s your face. Sure. They won't recognize you.” He rolled over, looping his arm around Kieran’s hips in the process and attempting to tug him down. Sam had a cheeky grin on his face, completely content and satisfied with his relaxed position. “Maybe they’ll think I brought home some random irishboy.”