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“Deaths of despair” can be reduced by increasing wages and tax credits for low-income Americans, according to new research from a team at the University of California at Berkeley.

Don’t confuse those fuckers in congress with facts. The only lives they want to save are embryo shaped, and once they’re born, fuck them too.

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Class War

Pros + Cons of Your Mars Sign

Mars in Aries: (Rules Aries!!!) Excitable, leader, Doesn't hold grudges, accomplishes work in a timely fashion, listens to their instincts, Playful in bed, bold // Highly competitive, aggressive, selfish, impatient, may lack a sense of self control, becomes irritated when others fail to keep up with them

Mars in Taurus: PATIENT, Extremely goal oriented, Calm and levelheaded 99% of the time, Can endure through and through, Slow to anger, sensual in bed // STUBBORN, sometimes has bouts of laziness, greedy, susceptible to getting stuck in a rut, jealous,

Mars in Gemini: Multitasking ho, absorbs knowledge like a sponge,passionate debaters, unparalleled mental stamina, GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS IN MANY WAYS// ALWAYS BORED Y Y'ALL ALWAYS BORED??? Prone to severe bouts of anxiety (Gemini mars is all about the mind, so it is easy to fall into the pitfalls of anxiety), Lacks stamina for long term projects, scatters their energy everywhere, prone to using harsh, abusive language when provoked

Mars in Cancer: Passionate, protective of other people's emotions (and their own), nurturing, dependable, form emotional bonds with their partners that allow them to thrive in the bedroom // PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, direct their anger inward, overly protects their emotions, argumentative, struggles with letting go of loved ones/ friends, emotional outbursts

Mars in Leo: Strong desire to create, tries not to get too angry in order to spare others of their anger, loves pleasure (especially sex, hot damn), very proud, AMBITIOUS// Egocentric, self righteous, impatient, small-minded,polarizing

Mars in Virgo: GETS SHIT DONE !! Has the ability to make someone angry solely by speaking in a calm manner, perceptive--picks and chooses what they are mad about, systematic, wants the perfect sex life--therefore are open to experimenting in the bedroom// Critical, Knows exactly what to say to get under your skin, easily annoyed by pet peeves, feel worthless if they do not accomplish enough in the daytime, can be nosy about other people's sex lives, can be submissive in bed

Mars in Libra: Excellent team player, Charms anger out of others,Gives you the benefit of the doubt, congenial, Does not want to resort to aggression to express their emotions towards a situation,role players in bed // PROCRASTINATORS, represses their anger, martyr complex, runs away from situations, does not know what to do with themselves after they are confronted, gossipy, defames others

Mars in Scorpio: Strong af, passionate in bed and in their life goals, easily can hide their anger from others, exudes a powerful/seductive vibe, magnetic, quietly competitive, instinctive, can completely refrain from sex (or any indulgence of that matter)// Passive-aggressive, has the ability to manipulative others without the other person realizing, struggles with leaving controlling relationships, explosive anger, control freak

Mars in Sagittarius: LIFE OF THE PARTY, very spiritual, strong beliefs, excellent teachers, resilient, confident, knows their potential,killer in the bedroom, love to give their all in bed they could go all day // Sharp-tongued, tends to exaggerate, self righteous, can be known as a "crusader" when they can go soapboxes about certain topics

Mars in Capricorn: AMBITIOUS AF,follows through, never acts without thinking, never lets emotions get in the way of what they want, disciplined, independent// Shrewd, inconsiderate of others especially when they want something, has a hard time forgiving and forgetting, resentful, irritable

Mars in Aquarius: REBELLIOUS AF, rule breaker, expresses their energy in a unique manner, excitable, extremely unique leader, works well in large groups// Pretentious, likes to pick fights, too "nonchalant" if someone is yelling at them, feel trapped easily, surprisingly SO FREAKING STUBBORN !!

Mars in Pisces: Literally that protagonist's best friend, does not need to be #1 all the time, GOES WITH THE FLOW FR, sensitive to their environment, makes bedroom life a living fantasy, sensual// Kind of a doormat, not really ambitious, timid, can kinda be afraid of everything, overly idealistic, over-indulgent (drugs and alchohol included in this), lazy

PROS AND CONS OF YOUR VENUS HERE: http://garbageastrology.tumblr.com/post/127816917614/pros-cons-of-your-venus-sign

koi--strology

WANT vs. NEED IN RELATIONSHIPS

ARIES

What you want: Someone to show off. Someone who makes you feel passionate and excited all the time. A hot body, a nice face. Someone with smooth moves.

What you need: Someone patient and forgiving. Someone intelligent and witty. Someone you won’t get bored of. Someone who won’t run away when things get rough.

TAURUS

What you want: A fixer-upper. Nicholas Sparks-type scenes. Lots of gifts. Undying attention. Someone who will agree with you and make you feel desirable and attractive.

What you need: Someone who shares your views. Someone who respects you. A healthy amount of attention and material gifts. Someone who knows they’re good enough for you. Someone who knows you’re good enough for them.

GEMINI

What you want: A genius. A comedian. A hot mess. In other words, your twin flame.

What you need: Wisdom to balance out knowledge. Someone with impulse control. Someone forgiving and understanding. Ears willing to listen… for a while.

CANCER

What you want: A romance-novel character. Lots of hugs, gifts, and reassurance. Someone who won’t hurt your feelings. Someone who knows exactly what you’re thinking and what you want.

What you need: Someone to help you lighten up a little. Honesty. Security. Someone extraordinarily patient. Loyalty.

LEO

What you want: Someone to show off to your friends. Someone to make you more popular. Attention out the wazoo. An admirer, your biggest fan. Undying support in everything you do.

What you need: Someone wise and understanding. Someone you respect, and who respects you. Someone to be straight with you. Loyalty. Forgiveness. Someone who knows the value in the little gestures.

VIRGO

What you want: Someone self-sustainable. Intelligence and common sense. Someone who can give you space. Someone who will listen to you and accept your criticism.

What you need: Someone to light up your life. Someone you never get bored of. A bit of a mystery. Someone who knows who they are. Someone who appreciates all that you do.

LIBRA

What you want: Someone to be romantic with. That cute couple aesthetic. Attention. A pretty face and a brilliant mind.

What you need: A best friend. A mediator. Someone who won’t take advantage of you. Someone you can really talk to.

SCORPIO

What you want: Someone who adores you. Submission. Omnipresence in their life. Complete devotion. Control. Passion.

What you need: A mystery. Respect. A healthy amount of push-back. Someone you know you can trust. Someone you know will not hurt you. Undying loyalty. Honesty.

SAGITTARIUS

What you want: A travel buddy. A daredevil. Someone spunky and free. Someone “exotic”, mysterious, foreign. Someone who isn’t interested in textbook romance.

What you need: Someone who gets you. Someone with common sense. Someone who can forgive your little flubs. Independence. Consistency. Someone you could travel around the world with and not hate them afterwards.

CAPRICORN

What you want: Perfection. Loyalty. A mystery. A romance that doesn’t get in the way of work. Someone like-minded and intelligent.

What you need: Someone to help you see the best side of things. Imagination and youth. Loyalty and respect. Someone who’s okay with being dominated, but not a pushover.

AQUARIUS

What you want: A mad scientist. A genius. A poet. Someone to share your interests with. A best friend. Freedom.

What you need: Independence. Trust. Consistent communication. A best friend. A kind of intelligence you don’t have.

PISCES

What you want: A fairy-tale romance. A tortured artist. Someone you want to “fix”, someone you view as “the underdog”. Someone who’s sensitive, artistic, and poetic. Someone who dazzles you.

What you need: Stability. Honesty. Patience. Someone who won’t walk all over you. Someone who doesn’t need you to fix them. Someone who will always wait for you to come back.

the signs and what they fall in love with

aries: compassion, passion, caring words, thoughtful gifts

taurus: meaningful moments, passionate conversations, pretty smells, common interests

gemini: kept promises, stargazing, deep talks, trust, honesty

cancer: sweetness, honesty, pretty eyes, emotional trust

leo: calm counterparts, veracity, entertainment, late night movie marathons

virgo: vulnerability, peace, gradual relationships, communication, quality time, sensitivity

libra: masculinity, kisses on the cheek, meaningful gestures, eyes

scorpio: mystery, commitment, truthfulness, strong bonds, a good sense of humor

sagittarius: generosity, femininity, flowers, small talk

capricorn: faithfulness, happiness, sharing secrets, dancing

aquarius: softness, emotional closeness, laughs, personality

pisces: hand holding, impartialness, observant minds, selflessness, organization

making-a-ru

jurassicsunsets

If various minerals really did “absorb negative energies” or whatever then you’d expect geologists to be just like the calmest most focused people ever. and yet,

kyraneko

I was a geology major for like two years and this post made me collapse into helpless laughter.

I mean, for a certain value of focused … yeah.

(That value of focus is “have to start field trips by directing the student riding shotgun that they must grab the wheel whenever the van drives through a rock cut or canyon because the professor will be busy ogling the rock formation out the driver’s-side window” but it technically counts as “focused.”)

Calm?

These are people who throw things across their classroom when a volcano movie gets something wrong, and pour liquid nitrogen under the door to their colleagues’ offices as a prank.

They are not calm.

kyraneko

Theory: minerals do “absorb negative energies,” but then they gotta put it somewhere. and that somewhere is “geologists.”