TAKE YOUR HEADPHONES OFF

~Thunder~ Ryou Touzoku | living circuit | superpowered freak for hire M!A Status: none [independent rp blog for a super!Ryou Bakura from Yugioh!]

[crashlikelightning]

Being incredible clever and dastardly the tiny man sneaks once more into his enemy's house, searching for food left lying about to kidnap and devour for himself.

“...”

“Someone’s trying to steal my food.”

[rumblelikethunder]

“Forever and ever and ever. Better get used to me being a butt.”

[crashlikelightning]

“I’ve been trying so hard for eight whole years, and it still hasn’t happened.”

[rumblelikethunder]

“So go watch tv or something. I’m tired.”

[crashlikelightning]

“But you’re warm,” he whined, latching loosely onto his cousin.

[rumblelikethunder]

“Why are we screaming? It’s too early for screaming. Go back to bed.”

[crashlikelightning]

“But I can’t sleep.”

[rumblelikethunder]

“Too bad you’re stuck with me, huh?”

[crashlikelightning]

“I can’t believe I’m stuck with you forever.”

[crashlikelightning]

“I’ll scream. Don’t think I won’t.”

[crashlikelightning]

“Okay, but this is really boring.”

[crashlikelightning]

But your hair. Like tuna

“What the heck is that supposed to mean? My hair isn’t tuna at all.”

[crashlikelightning]

That doesn't make sense, you can't be a tuna and a lightning

“Then it sure is a good thing I’m not tuna!!!”

[crashlikelightning]

Like an electric eel?

“No, like lightning! Thunder and lightning!”

[crashlikelightning]

Fish boy!

“I’m lightning themed, not fish themed!”

[crashlikelightning]

You are a tuna

“Excuse you.”

[crashlikelightning]

“I want tuna.”

[rumblelikethunder]

“You won’t.”

[crashlikelightning]

“You’re a butt.”

[rumblelikethunder]

“Aww, is baby Ryou pouting?”

[crashlikelightning]

“We’ll see who’s pouting if I shock you for real.”

[rumblelikethunder]

“S’not like I was gonna eat a whole cake on my own, anyways.”

[crashlikelightning]

“Then why did it seem like you weren’t planning to tell me at all?”

[rumblelikethunder]

Ow. He shook his hand out slightly, whacking Ryou in the face several times. “One of these days you’re going to fry my nerve endings.”

[crashlikelightning]

Whining more, he grabbed Bakura’s hand. “That wasn’t even a real shock. It was just static.”