the thrill of the rush

Cassie Young - 20 - Assault with a Deadly Weapon I'm Cassie Young, otherwise known as inmate #43901. Rikers Island resident. Why am I here, you might ask? I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. No, I'm totally fucking with you. The courts called it "assault with a deadly weapon," but I prefer to think of it as "assault with shitty sporting equipment." Any questions?

[rhys-hyde]

I hope they’d give you a bat, because mass murder is definitely my definition of party — don’t think anyone else would appreciate the party turning south so quickly though…

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

Thankfully, I don't act with the intent of pleasing other people--especially people who are "sane."

[ilyria--edleson-deactivated2012]

Or, you can go your way and I can go my way, and if our paths ever cross, you can just keep your big mouth shut? I like that idea a lot better. Then again, it all depends how attached to your teeth you are. You’re not the Boogeyman, m’dear. You’re a person. You bleed, you bruise. And I can assure you, if it comes down to it, I will have no problem causing both. Run along now.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

You think you can scare me, Elvira? That's cute.

[rhys-hyde]

Exactly, and instead of locking you in your cell I’m sure he’ll have the cooks bake a cake for you in celebration.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

There'll be a prison-wide party, I'm sure--gifts, a cake, those obnoxious noisemakers. I hope we'd have a piñata, but I don't know how keen anyone would be giving me a baseball bat. Not only is mass murder frowned upon, but I've heard it's a quick way to bring a party to a screeching halt.

[ilyria--edleson-deactivated2012]

Wow, we’re already at name-calling. Look, I imagine that you work extremely hard to put the fear of God into whoever crosses your path. And I can imagine that being overly dramatic is quite exhausting. But I can think of a million things I’d rather do than sit here and debate your ego with you.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

We aren't debating anything. I'm just giving you a fair warning to stay the fuck out of my way. There aren't that many places to hide around here, and I can't help but wonder how smug you are when you're begging for your life. If I were you, I wouldn't give me the opportunity to find out.

[ilyria--edleson-deactivated2012]

And I’m sure that threat would mean more to me if I actually gave a shit, darlin’. You’re .. what? 46 pounds? I think I’ll be fine.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

Underestimating me? That's your first mistake, Marilyn Manson.

[ilyria--edleson-deactivated2012]

I’m going to pretend that I didn’t laugh at the fact that you just used the word ‘bloodlust’.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

And I'm going to pretend that I'm not thinking about what would be the most exciting, yet efficient, way to kill you. It's fun--we're pretending together.

[rhys-hyde]

Well I’m proud of you for attempting. Hopefully next time will be more successful for you. You’ll have to make sure it’s the same guard, just to piss him off more, and of course to showcase him your newly developed skill.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

I'm sure he'll be proud of how I've improved. It's hard to be disappointed by such remarkable progress.

[ilyria--edleson-deactivated2012]

Right out the window along with my sanity and apparently, your manners. Why would you want to sit down staring at the same four walls all because you’re bored? Defeats the purpose, doesn’t it?

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

Who says that I did it because I was bored? Can't a girl just enjoy her bloodlust?

[ilyria--edleson-deactivated2012]

I can imagine attempted murder and/or assault would twist the knickers of any unsuspecting victim, but that could just be my opinion.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

Don't be a pussy. Where's your sense of adventure?

[rhys-hyde]

Too bad you didn’t accomplish actually stabbing him. 

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

We both know blunt objects are my forte. I'm trying to broaden my horizons, but some things just take time.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

Spent all day locked in my cell. Friendly tip: don't try to stab a guard with a fork during breakfast. It really gets their panties in a twist.

[rhys-hyde]

You all need to be more interesting.

[rhys-hyde]

And you appreciate my — lifestyle. Not many people can do that.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

I don't see why it's such a problem. Personally, I think it's pretty sweet. Some people are good at sports, some people like to play music, others prefer murder.

[rhys-hyde]

You all need to be more interesting.

[rhys-hyde]

And I don’t doubt it for a second.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

That's why I like you, psycho. You appreciate my gift.

[rhys-hyde]

You all need to be more interesting.

[rhys-hyde]

Very true. Hopefully we can get you some type of weapon sooner rather than later, 

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

I'd say that you're just trying to butter me up, but...

[princesslilajames-blog]

Cassie..

[princesslilajames-blog]

Cassie… Come on. Please?

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

You're too nice for your own good, Lila. Loosen up.

[rhys-hyde]

You all need to be more interesting.

[rhys-hyde]

That’s definitely something I approve of. 

If only those thoughts could become a reality.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

A girl can dream.

[jacob-storms-deactivated2012112]

I may or may not be.

[crazycassieyoung-blog]

That would explain the dim, vacant look in your eyes.