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She-Ra + Incorrect Quotes

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In Horde Prime's purification chamber

Horde Prime: Now let’s have a minute of silent prayer for our brother.

Catra: ...

Horde Clone: ...

Horde Clone: ...

Catra: How long has it been?

Horde Prime: 6 seconds.

Catra: Do we have to start over?

Horde Prime: Hell, no.

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On the way to Selineas

Scorpia: Let's play the desert island game. You pick one person you would want to be paired with if you were stranded on a desert island. Catra, who would you pick?

Catra: I'd go by myself.

Scorpia: Okay, let's say if you go alone, you'll starve to death.

Catra: That's fine.

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Before the Battle of Bright Moon

Catra: There’s only one thing worse than dying.

Catra: [Unveils sign that says Adora Dying]

Scorpia, gasping: Adora.

Catra: No.

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On Horde Prime's ship

Horde Prime: See that ball of fire in the sky? That's the sun. It goes by many names: Apollo's lantern, day moon, old blazey. The most important thing is, never to touch it.

Catra: I know what the sun is.

Horde Prime: Yes, now you do.

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In Hordak's sanctum around the portal

Hordak: I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.

Catra: I'm always straight.

Adora: [muffled through her gag] Oh man that's the biggest lie you've ever told.

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At the Battle of Brightmoon

Scorpia: Come on, Catra! Hordak said to use the whole team. We all want this finished.

Catra: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

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At Brightmoon castle

Adora: I put us all in a rank system so you would all care about your jobs.

Catra: What's my rank?

Adora: Second after me.

Glimmer: Wait what's my rank?

Adora: Third.

Glimmer: What!? Why am I third?

Adora: Too Volatile.

Glimmer: Bullshit! This is Bullshit!!

Adora: Bow, you're fourth.

Swift Wind: So what am I?

Adora: Fifth.

Swift Wind: Fifth? That's last! Why in the hell would I be last?!

Adora: Too much lip and very sassy.

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In the Fright Zone bunks

Adora: Where do you want to be in five years?

Catra, mumbling: Hopefully in your bed.

Adora: What?

Catra: I said I'll probably be dead! God!

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She-Ra + Craigslist

                ➥ Catra

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Requested by anonymous

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Non-verbal communication at its finest #JustMarryHerAlready

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I AM—

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Sweet Dreams

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Forgot about my new toys.

Ghostbusters (2016) dir. Paul Feig

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THE SHADE

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