time is a social concept

pineapple does go on pizza

[frigbob]

Babby does a yell

[puppyasks]

@littlechubloves

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

YOU’VE TRIGGERED THE ALARM

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[tsukishhhima]

That struggle when you can’t play jokes on your boyfriends because they’ll take it too far ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[eug2]

LOVE and LIFE

[kechooooo]

[tytranosaurusrex]

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

[shynii-deactivated20240828]

She’s strong. He likes it.

[suicideracoon]

[shwit]

[casthegrumpy]

i could be such a good writer if i would just *clenches fist* write

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[crazygayone]

Friend: hey let's go out tonight

Me: sorry I can't I'm pretty busy tonight

Me later that night: *reading fanfics of my OTP* JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY

[hooleydoodley]

“he didn’t get the end route he wanted in mystic msg”

[omgitsdanniie]

“Congratulations, Yuuri. - Having both Yuri’s beat my records is the ultimate bliss as your choreographer and coach…but it’s the ultimate diss as a competitor.”

[frameperfectcumcancel]

you would not believe your ears

if fifteen hundred football years

[frameperfectcumcancel]

wait a minute

[senritsu]

hey reply to this with your dipping sauce of choice

[senritsu]

[c-ptsdofficial]

The thing about being a self-aware borderline is that you’re a living contradiction.

It’s like “so, i’m completely aware of how irrational and clingy and stupid i sound and i know you don’t actually hate me, bUT DO YOU HATE ME?”

Or “yes, this was a very minor issue and i shouldn’t really be angry about bUT IM GONNA PUNCH A WALL BC RAGE”

And I think, in a way, being self-aware makes it very hard to talk about because you know how irrational you’re being and you know how other people will think you’re weird or wrong or unstable and it sucks.