Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
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Andulka
Jules of Nature
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Mike Driver
DEAR READER
Origami Around
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@crazyquicksilvertrash
Scott: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *holds up a note that reads: ‘We’re very proud of you. Love, Charles and Erik.’*
Peter: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, please be good.’*
Peter: I'm a confident adult. Nobody can bring me down.
*two minutes later*
Peter, crying: Dad! Scott stole my last pack of Twinkies!
Hank: What do you want for your birthday?
Peter: A dragon.
Raven: Be realistic.
Peter: Okay. I want my dad to abandon his nonsensical argument about mutant supremacy and just welcome Charles’ speeches on love and peace and-
Hank and Raven: What color do you want the dragon to be?
Charles: Why do you like being out in the rain?
Scott: The rain is just fun.
Jean: It does good to my mental health.
Ororo: Walking in the rain brings me illuminating ideas.
Kurt: I like splashing in the puddles!
Peter: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.
Waitress: Are you two a couple?
Scott: N-
Peter: Is there a discount?
Waitress: Ten percent off dessert.
Peter: *puts his arm around Scott*
Peter&Scott in unison: Yes yes we are.
Charles: When you see him please don’t freak out ok?
Peter: I’m not going to freak out. Whoever you’re dating I’ll always be accepting of them.
Charles: Alright, you can come in!
*Erik walks in*
Peter: Dad get out the way I’m trying to see who professor’s dating.
Erik:
Charles: *face palms*
Peter:
Peter: Wait…
Peter: *screams*
Scott: If I ever accidentally hurt Peter in the training, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.
Scott: Partly because I’d feel guilty; mostly because I know Erik would be coming for my head.
*peter and scott deep in trouble*
peter: in times like this, i wish i'd listened to what my dad used to tell me.
scott, barely keeping his shit together: ok, so what did he tell you?
peter: i don't know, i wasn't listening.
Scott: What happened?!
Peter: Do you want the short version or the long version?
Scott: ...short??
Peter: Shits fucked.
Scott: What's the long version?
Peter: Shits very fucked
Peter, to Scott, lying facedown on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad.
Erik, downstairs in the kitchen with Charles, on the verge of tears: And then he called me dad.
Pride Jegulus yes yes 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
my friends: awe ron and hermione are so cute together
me: sure but hear me out, what if harry’s dad dated sirius black’s death eater brother
Peter: When I die, my tombstone won’t say RIP, it will say VIP.
Charles: That's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Erik: Like the throne?
Raven: Maybe Erik’s right.
Charles: No. We have a kid at home *points at Peter* and I will not let him be raised in a world where Erik is right.
Erik: To save time, don't cook meat. Simply eat it raw and light yourself on fire to cook it!
Charles: No!
Peter: That sounds like a great idea.
Charles: IT DOES NOT!!
Erik: I give up. I'm tired.
Raven: Quick, get the emergency supply!
Peter: *wheels Charles into the room*
Erik: AND IAM BACK BABY LET'S GOOO—
Charles: Peter is taking some antibiotics and one of the possible side effects is hyperactivity.
Charles: Please pray for me during this difficult time.
