You know how when you're a kid, and you're given magnets for the first time, you spend the rest of the day just. taking them apart and watching them snap back together???
Shipping is Like That and I can't fucking stop it send Help
Todoiida is such a good ship I adore it. Itâs just: Iida being over the moon whenever he gets a rare smile or even rarer laugh out of Shoto. Shoto initiating their first kiss so spur of the moment that neither of them even realize what happened until afterwards and then they wanna do it again. The high school sweethearts trope. Secret kisses because they both come from big name families and they donât want the public to know quite yet. You saw me at my weakest and you still love me. The quiet kind of love where they can just be content simply sitting side-by-side doing nothing. One resting their head on the others shoulder. Both quiet and nerdy but secretly huge dorks. One small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other. Once they tell the class about their relationship theyâre voted Most Likely To Get Married Right Out Of Graduation, and it comes true.Â
Warp becomes Agent Z still, but his arm prosthetic is different from the OG one in the show. It's still a metal arm, but now it looks more like his other arm, and the joints glow purple.
Buzz willingly takes on new partners! This is because he doesn't have the trauma from losing Warp. So he gladly takes on Booster and Mira and later on XR!
Booster, Mira, and XR had no idea Buzz was married like the rest of star commandâŠ.. That is until Warp crashes through the side of their ship.
He needs some medical attention because he had been ambushed. Luckily it wasn't something that required surgery. Just some heavy pain killers and a few stitches. Buzz hangs out in the medbay to 'observe' him and makes sure Darkmatter doesn't escape.
Buzz is sitting next to him and rubbing Warp's shoulder. Warp complete higher than a kite goes, "Yo, my husband won't like you touching me like this"
Buzz only laughs, "Honey, I am your husband."
XR heard that through the door, bc he most certainly Not Eavesdropping.
Of course he runs to Mira and Booster. Because what are they supposed to do now!? This makes Buzz liable, and oh gosh is a traitor to star command?! A mole?!
Of course this is when Buzz walks in, and everyone kinda just freezes??? Like no one knows what to do.
Then, Buzz is like "Y'all wanna sit down and we can talk about this like adults?"
They do, and the story is surprisingly very domestic to them. Even Booster thinks itâs sweet and romantic. Even Mira agreeâs, like it gives her a bit of hope for her and Romac, maybe they could even reconnect.
Of course itâs XR whoâs like, âBut doesnât it interfere with work?â
They werenât expecting the shit eating grin and Buzz going , âOf course not, Iâve arrested him how many times? Itâs amazing payback when heâs being an ass.â
So after all this, all their fears are settled. They all collectively agree they donât need to tell on Buzz. After all, if it doesnât interfere with work, why should they tell star command, Buzzâs personal business? Besides this, them seeing him sitting with Warp is the happiest theyâve seen him.
Of course, no one thought to tell Warp when he got down from his high. So when he gets down from his high, he totally expects then to arrest him. So he's sneaking around the ship to an escape pod, until Booster spots him and goes-
"Mr. Darkmatter?! You're up! Don't tell me, you are already planning on leaving! Buzz will be upset you didn't say bye! :(!"
Que a confused but pleasantly surprised Warp eating with Buzz and his crew!
Also I've never mentioned this before? But in the marriage AU both Buzz and Warp legal last names are Lightmatter! Both are too hard headed to take the others name lmfaooo. The only reason Buzz is still called Lightyear is because he forgot to change it on his forms.
He legit went in to change it and forgot. So like three years later that'll just be confusing for everyone, so he keeps the Lightyear name purely on Work forms.
Darkmatter keeps his name so as to be associated with Buzz. He's scared if people figure it out, they'll go after Buzz to get to him.
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