Derrick didn’t make you say that.

Derrick McDonald, a member of the much maligned WWE Creative team. I've probably came up with an idea that pissed you or your fans off a time or two. Oh well. (A closed OC rp blog.)

[creativeidiot]

((ooc: Feel like most of you have been around this muse for years but yes hi, Derrick’s my weird grown himbo that’s a real sweetheart if not majorly sarcastic with his humor. Backstory is full of Shit and all the history he has is carried over but if you wanna befriend him/have him as the older brother/cousin that gives you advise, feel free to hmu and we’ll talk.))

[creativeidiot]

Every woman who is attracted to me, know that if you can’t handle me at my most maximum New Yorker, you can’t handle me at all.

[creativeidiot]

I could swallow a rock and pass a diamond right now thanks to this game.

[creativeidiot]

Oh, that competition show about love is back? Is the host still as fine as ever?

[creativeidiot]

Not the type of guy to make a self-respecting girl wait 335 days to have someone’s tool up in her shed

[creativeidiot]

You throw up an old Shawn Michaels match on your TV and suddenly your hips just start Doing That™️ when his music plays

[creativeidiot]

Found a recipe for cheddar bay biscuits as I wanted them and didn’t wanna go to Red Lobster and oh my God…I’m really amazing in multiple areas of the house. 🥹

[creativeidiot]

I got hit on by someone who I assume is a divorcee at the Sephora in the American Dream Mall in New Jersey earlier today.

[creativeidiot]

I’ll remember to take my nephews to it the next time I decide to spend a day in New Jersey when I have nothing to do. Provided I find it and remember it.

[creativeidiot]

I got hit on by someone who I assume is a divorcee at the Sephora in the American Dream Mall in New Jersey earlier today.

[thatbadomen]

Was it near Shrek's Sinkhole Slammer?

[creativeidiot]

I wasn’t even cognizant of where it was next to; I was just trying to figure out why today she decided to do it and then I realized it was because it looked like I was a single dad due to me being there with my teenage niece 😭

[creativeidiot]

I got hit on by someone who I assume is a divorcee at the Sephora in the American Dream Mall in New Jersey earlier today.

[creativeidiot]

No guy who has ever told a girl “I never cum from head” is fully telling the truth.

[hailtothea]

He's not?

[creativeidiot]

Not fully, no.

[creativeidiot]

No guy who has ever told a girl “I never cum from head” is fully telling the truth.

[dammitbrashley]

if you think about it... cum is also bone broth.

[creativeidiot]

There’s also a great way to ruin a person’s perception of Caesar dressing.

[hailtothea]

Well now I don’t want this late night wrap I grabbed.

[creativeidiot]

You’re lucky I said that and not my first thought.

[dammitbrashley]

if you think about it... cum is also bone broth.

[creativeidiot]

There’s also a great way to ruin a person’s perception of Caesar dressing.

[creativeidiot]

I promise not to name my hypothetical child “Jalen”.

[comorbid-humor]

There’s too many Jalen’s in the NBA.

[creativeidiot]

There's about 80 Jalen's in the NBA.

[creativeidiot]

June being next week, which means July isn’t far behind

[creativeidiot]

….before any of you say it—shut up