Oh sure, Punk lets his hair grow out and everyone’s happy but when I do, everyone thinks I’m going through it and suddenly need an intervention.
I need him to give me barbecue tips, though. That’s a necessity.
IF HE IS SO GREAT THEN WHY IS HE BALD?!??
….fair. Which means I’m great cause I’ve got a full head of perfect, pullable, luxurious hair.
Nope.














