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#Creepy chatter

h0lyshift

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

melyzard

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

missandryifyourenasty

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

notogdenjesse

This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.

missandryifyourenasty

!!!!!!

bioluminescently-unfolding

This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

saintjosie

when scrolling through tumblr while following a ton of trans women, the “mature content” warning is such a gamble cause you’re either gonna get a picture of the most gorgeous tits you’ve ever seen or a completely innocuous text post that has nothing sexual about it

saintjosie

anyways the guy sitting next to me in the doctors office liked the tits on my feed so thats great for him i guess

saintjosie

when looking at tits in the doctors office the people sitting next to you are such a gamble cause either you’re gonna get side eye for being a filthy pervert on main or you’re gonna get a fist bump from a 6 foot redneck who says “nice” in a thick southern accent

godivaghoul

All the Right Things

ohcorny

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

You can read the interview here, you can buy my graphic novel featuring a gay vampire here, and you can call your congressmen about rejecting HR 2616, HR 8705, HR 7661 using 5calls.org (they don't have these specific bills listed as things to call about, but luckily you can talk about whatever you want on the phone)

cat-mermaid

@creepyscritches i hope you're ready for the movie event of the summer🤠

#Crying real tears 😭😭😭😭 I love this omg #Showing this to CrackerJack above my work monitor #That's you Superstar #crackerjack

animentality

kuttithevangu

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

seatrench

Baby Clownfish

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slunch

work is pissing me off badly today so I'm going to drink espresso and eat ghost pepper salsa until something happens

slunch

lobstabear

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.