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#Creepy chatter

sabertoothwalrus

I think many people are familiar with the “writer’s callus,” aka the little bump you can get on your middle finger if you write or draw a lot

but I noticed that within the past year I’ve developed another mark on my wrist that’s painless and pinkish, and wondered if it was a known phenomenon and

apparently it’s called the most embarrassing thing in the world 😭 the worst part is my “gamer’s mark” isn’t even from gaming (I use a controller) I got this from blogging 🤪

staticbluue

“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.

jabberding0

Claymation

diet-poison

thanks to someone in the replies Oscar Yaquian, a chicago based sculptor and stop-motion animator https://www.instagram.com/oscaryaquian/reel/DXw3PZoRehv/

beardedmrbean

Congratulations on the cat

dogpuppy

wtf is this bullshit

creatingblackcharacters

"When you can't keep women out anymore, and you can't force them all to become secretaries or teachers because modern social politics demand that you at least pretend to support gender equality in the workplace, what can you do to keep women out of powerful positions in business? You can set them up to fail- or, to be more accurate, you set them up to fall.

It's called the glass cliff, and it's a phrase that was first coined in 2005 by University of Exeter researchers Michelle K. Ryan and S. Alexander Haslam. The research was inspired by an article in the Times (of London, not New York) that suggested women leaders have a negative impact on stock performance. Perhaps Ryan and Haslam smelled the whiff of bullshit coming from the page. They wondered if it was actually true that women brought doom and gloom to the businesses they led, or if there was some other reason why women were more likely to be found in leadership positions at troubled businesses.

They found that women were indeed more likely than men to be in leadership positions at distressed companies, but they also found that the problems were not the women's fault... These firms had shown months of decline and seemed at risk of failure prior to adding women to their boards.

When Allison Cook and Christy Glass at Utah State University followed up on this research by looking at US companies, they also discovered disturbing patterns impacting women and people of color in business: women and people of color were most likely to be placed at the head of a company when it was already at risk of failure; white men were less likely to accept leadership positions when companies were at risk of failure; and when women or people of color fail to quickly turn around the struggling company, they were most likely replaced with white men.

Women and people of color are often only given the opportunity to steer ships that white men have already rammed into icebergs. Then, when the ship sinks, the media reports that women make bad captains."

Chapter 5- Mediocre, Ijeoma Oluo

5weekdays

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

5weekdays

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

5weekdays

happy mother's day to this crazy broad

microwavedzebras

my mom’s old house had a wood burning stove for heating and sometimes when it was cold we’d stand in front of it, but one day she was turning around in front of it so that her back and front got equally warm, and she said “just call me rotisserie Tina” and to this day Rotisserie Tina is my contact name for her in my phone

karnalesbian

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

parmashaun

karnalesbian

abnormoinfo

new ebbits! new site!

poison-liker

this is probably my favourite comic of all time jsyk

sonic-gems-collection

can someone explain this to me?

shadeddaxion

Sure thing! For convenience I’ll refer to the guy with his arms in his pockets as SG (shorter guy) and the one on the computer as TG (taller guy).

In the first panel, SG sees TG playing on the computer and is disappointed. SG puts a lot of value in the idea of “making things,” specifically “art,” and thinks TG is just wasting their time

So he asks them if they wouldn’t rather be “making something” instead of just playing games and listening to music, implying that TG isn’t doing anything worthwhile or creative with their time

But TG replies that “interpreting is generative,” meaning that even if they spend their time just doing fun stuff, the mere act of enjoying something is creating an experience and an interpretation. Talking about something, dancing to music or sharing a piece of art with your friends IS “making something,” and each of those can be worthwhile and artistic.

SG leaves, complaining he “can’t be an auteur of [interpretation].” Auteur is a movie term that refers to a filmmaker with artistic control and vision enough to be considered essentially the singular creator of the resulting work of art. Turns out, SG doesn’t just want to “make things,” he wants to make things he and others see as “important.” He wants to make art not for the sake of art, but for the sake of being recognized and praised for his art.

This comic really speaks to elitism within the artistic community, the idea that art needs to meet certain standards to be considered art. SG’s viewpoint is really traditionalist, that art need to be “approved” and validated in order to be considered “really art;” while TG recognizes that art can be as little as just talking about what you love.

TLDR: Art is for everyone, not just some sort of social “artistic elite.”

abnormoinfo

ooh i love the explanation

trickstertime

Rebloging for that in depth and not even a little snarky explanation. 10/10

energyprison

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

bitchyblue

We were literally selling our home, it had been all spruced up and painted and fixed, things had been FIXED in this house and then we had to pay for people to stage the home, like they rent furniture and put it in places so people see themselves living there and want to buy it, so then we had to have pictures taken by a professional photographer and THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOWED UP WITH HIS DOG WHO WAS MUDDY FROM THE RAIN and when we were like "???????????no??? he can't come in"' the photographer was like "no it's fine!!! i'll just carry him his muddy paws won't fuck up the floors or rugs or anything it's fine what are allergies why are you looking at me like that" WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS

tiktoksthataregood-ish

cat-mermaid

@creepyscritches i hope you're ready for the movie event of the summer🤠

#I cannot stop watching A Fistful of CrackerJack

targetedknowledge

swagpaws

hamster at work got turned blue from his bedding 😭

ohcorny

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

You can read the interview here, you can buy my graphic novel featuring a gay vampire here, and you can call your congressmen about rejecting HR 2616, HR 8705, HR 7661 using 5calls.org (they don't have these specific bills listed as things to call about, but luckily you can talk about whatever you want on the phone)