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BRO

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how can I not reblog this

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When you get to the con and see your furry friend again

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What are foxes

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@manabananafox

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This is fact

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Where can I download this

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What in the actual fuck

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i play this in my car on the way to school now

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look at this weird dog

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Howdy! I’m Tumbley. Tumbley the tumblr!

You’ve got real messaging! Yup, messaging. Real, threaded, instant messaging. Message other Tumblrs and they’ll get messaging too!

…Hold on, what?

Are you…. asking me about replies to text posts?

Hey buddy, you missed the point of this update. Let’s try again, okay?

…Is this a joke? RUN. INTO. THE. friendliness updates

You know what’s going on here, don’t you?

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megalovania playing out of the left speaker with increasing speed while tem shop plays out of the right speaker with decreasing speed

Visit Original Link

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pnkrathian

is this what hell sounds like

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Oh, my god...

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EXCUSE YOU?!?!??!!!?!

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GET DUNKED ON GLAMBOT

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I kept saying shitty shrek puns on Mia’s stream and she sent me to baby jail :(

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Bad Shopi, bad.

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Get Shrekt.

#sorry not sorry

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This is the best video you will ever watch

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i thought that comment was exaggerating but they were 100% right

yokoboo

AHAHAHAHA!! Reblogging for my friends. You know who you are.

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I knew exactly what this was before I even hit play.

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

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You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

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…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

emile8

The full Satan post! This is the actual thing!

lottafandoms

OMG! YES!!! IT’S BACK!!!

sodamnrelatable

this should constantly be on my dash just every few days

tiniestshorts

Bread knife

the-hungry-wizard

The french have grown more powerful.

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Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

melongifts

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

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Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

ravldazle

Magnificent