in fl, there is an extremely cold place.
the only thing standing between you and the cold is a single stove.
to increase the heat output of the stove, you can weld lead plates covered in a burning eldritch language onto it.
if you stick enough eldritch words onto the stove, it gains sentience and runs away.
you can then hunt down and capture the stove, at which point you'll have to decide what to do with it.
one of the things you can do is fix it up so it's better-equipped to travel the world, and let it go.
doing this gives you a quality called "liberator of stoves".
this quality does absolutely nothing.
you can do this multiple times, and it will increase your "liberator of stoves" quality every time.
the quality will continue to do absolutely nothing.
so naturally, there are a number of players who have made it their personal mission to raise it as high as possible
yall cant hide those in the tags T-T
Every time a Fallen London post breaks containment someone inevitably mistakes it for being about Florida instead, and every single time it's glorious.
