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It's your boy...uHh [NUCLEAR CORE MELTDOWN alarm]  Follow me on Snapchat: pedrofm25

[crimsoncadmium]

To anyone who sees me liking a bunch of your selfies no you didn't

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[drdaanvondutch]

[crustacean-menace]

Homework lady: "My dog is barking! 🙂"

The dog:

[pokemonpostsonly]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[909th]

got hit with the ennui beam again

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[cloudtrumpets]

[snapjaw-scavenger]

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

[butchdogs-md]

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

[valdevia]

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

[elodieunderglass]

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

[wosp-reactivated]

Please don't return me to the store

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[sacred-portal]