There Used To Be A Can, Now There’s Just Worms

Educator, singer, nerd. I play games and am obsessed with my dogs.

[cristinawhyyyyy]

I’m so fucking stupid bc I can’t stop laughing at this ad fb showed me

none diamond left beef

[cristinawhyyyyy]

If you ever wondered what our relationship is like:

Me: MY MUSTACHE WAS A QUARTER INCH LONG WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME OMG

Partner, love of my life, and favorite person in the world: THATS WEAK! WHY WOULD I SHAME YOU WITH YOUR INABILITY TO GROW STRONG FACIAL HAIR?!

[thatsbelievable]