random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
β i want to be like you.Β β
β that is β¦ literally illegal. youβre describing something illegal. β
β whatβs the plan here ?Β β
β please just β¦ come home.Β β
β all iβm saying is that jurassic park could happen !Β β
β jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ?Β β
β iβm a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up.Β β
β youβre so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to goβΒ β
β hey , uh , what do you got there ?Β β
β weβre not friends.Β β
β so , do you come here often or β¦ ?Β β
β slow down , i just want to get to know you β¦Β β
β iβm angry at you ! iβm upset ! and you β¦ you donβt even care !Β β
β will you promise to marry me in the future ?Β β
β what are your thoughts on having kids ?Β β
β oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad momentβ stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didnβt have to do us like that !Β β
β youβre my best friend. iβll always have your back.Β β
β β¦ do you want to do something stupid with me ?Β β
β you donβt have to be jealous , you know~Β β
β did you do this ?Β β
β for once can you please be honest with me ?Β β
β lets run away together. anywhere. iβm tired of this life.Β β
β are you binge watching that show on netflix again ?Β β
β how much britney spears iβve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business !Β β
β god β¦ i canβt look away , itβs like my eyes are drawn to it.Β β
β why are you leaving ?Β β
β admit it β¦ i drive you wild.Β β
β youβre so infuriating.Β β
β i hate this town.Β β
β iβm one call away , okay ? just one call.Β β
β you want me so bad , donβt you ?Β β
β iβll just live in the forest as a goblin.Β β
β you donβt know what iβm capable of.Β β
β you want a tattoo of what now ?Β β
β i canβt believe iβm confessing this but β¦ i really really like you.Β β
β look me in the eye when youβre breaking my heart ! you donβt get to look away , dammit !Β β
β i canβt believe weβve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing.Β β
β hey , hey , hey β¦ guess what ?Β β
β you are my platonic soulmate.Β β
β someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals.Β β
β the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. thatβs anime logic , at least.Β β
β i canβt believe i fell in love β¦ like an idiot.Β β
β iβve never fallen in love before β¦ whatβs it like ?Β β
β hello ? 911 ? iβd like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells β¦.Β β
β wow , look who remembered my existence.Β β
β you want to hear a story ? oh uh β¦ well β¦ uh β¦ l β let me tell you all about how this boyβs life got flipped turned upside downβΒ β
β β¦ not many people really talk to me β¦Β β
β tell me all about you. anything. everything.Β β