Oh Deer

Mentally and Chronically Ill Robot Deer Combat Maid |Merrin (It/She)|Early 20s, 18+|TMA| Uncensorceress of some renown

[doedecaheedron]

Sometimes you have to waste a day away making yourself as a FE Sprite

[critical-doedecahedron]

Cannibalism not as a metaphor for desire but as like... a thing girls do to eachother

[critical-doedecahedron]

Sink your teeth into my flesh and leave me bleeding out in the snow

[critical-doedecahedron]

Anyways

[critical-doedecahedron]

Maybe I want to be the one rending meat from bone actually

[critical-doedecahedron]

Sink your teeth into my flesh and leave me bleeding out in the snow

[critical-doedecahedron]

Anyways

[critical-doedecahedron]

Sink your teeth into my flesh and leave me bleeding out in the snow

[critical-doedecahedron]

4

[critical-doedecahedron]

The edges of the world are fraying.

[critical-doedecahedron]

New fire emblem, famous grid tactics series, introduces...

*checks notes*

(Non grid-based) turn-based combat

[fleebites]

throwback thursday: maid

[critical-doedecahedron]

I'm tired of having to fight a manifestation of people's dark emotions. When do I have to fight like. The manifestation of a good day.

[critical-doedecahedron]

Look, yes, having all these weapons on me is paramount to my duties as a maid.

Yes, I need the bow, and the sword, and the spear, and the axe, and the meteor hammer, and the nunchucks, and the mace, and the sai, and the staff, and the other sword, and the-

[critical-doedecahedron]

It's literally fine. They all fit under my skirt!

[critical-doedecahedron]

Look, yes, having all these weapons on me is paramount to my duties as a maid.

Yes, I need the bow, and the sword, and the spear, and the axe, and the meteor hammer, and the nunchucks, and the mace, and the sai, and the staff, and the other sword, and the-

[critical-doedecahedron]

You just don't get it, tsk.

[critical-doedecahedron]

Look, yes, having all these weapons on me is paramount to my duties as a maid.

Yes, I need the bow, and the sword, and the spear, and the axe, and the meteor hammer, and the nunchucks, and the mace, and the sai, and the staff, and the other sword, and the-

[the-demon-cat]

9/11 was a deergirl hoofjob

[clockworkspear]

where is your whimsy. where's your fucking whimsy?

[critical-doedecahedron]

Sailor Moon is my idol

[cptsalmon]

Et tu, Doto?