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Otherkin/median plurality/queerness/selfshipping/sometimes multiculturalism sideblog of @apple-temp

Anti-endos dni! I am a kingenic and endogenic median system and my validity is not yours to debate.

I use any pronouns and don't care to list out my kintypes besides the fictotypes/aspects. They have tags for each incase you don't like doubles or smth

I'm not like that, though! Doubles get thread towed on sight!! /silly

Rain world:

Spearmaster (#apple's spearmposting)

Rivulet (#apple's rivposting)

Hunter (#apple's hunterposting)

Artificer (#apple's artiposting)

Gourmand (#apple's gourmposting)

Phighting!:

Hyperlaser (#apple's hyperposting)

Katana (#apple's tanaposting)

Scythe (#apple's scytheposting)

Grappling Hook (#apple's hookposting)

Rocket (#apple's rocketposting)

Dandy's world (I DO NOT SUPPORT QWELVER):

Eclipse (#apple's eclipseposting)

I also selfship with Zuka (familial), Sword and Coil (romantic), but am completely fine with sharing. I may get affectionate or vitriolic about them respectively.

man telling my mom I wanted to go on T went super smoothly. Turns out I was worrying over jack shit!

love it when my anxiety does that /s

#transmasc #transgender #nonbinary #pangender

honestly I don't think I'm Gourmand or Rivulet anymore. Maybe not any of my RW fictotypes anymore even.

#fictionkin #fictionfolk #alterhuman #apple's spearmposting #apple's artiposting #apple's gourmposting #apple's rivposting #apple's hunterposting

echoednull

I would call Shuribox "Popstar" but no one would get that it’s supposed to be Shuriken x Boombox so I give up 😢

subspac3tm1n3

Its ok twin we can call it popstar and both give up trust...

petition to just change every phighting ship name to something more creative

subkit 💔

echoednull

I still don’t know why the phandom chose "swocket" over the peak and chad "DYNAMIC DUO"

subspac3tm1n3

III KNNNOOOWWWW GUYS THERES SO MUCH COOLER BETTER NAMES BUT INSTEAD WE KUST MASH THE TEO CHARACTERS NAMES TOGETHER AND CALL IT A DAY??? WHAT

subkit could've been medical malpractice or something but nooooo

echoednull

Subkit should have been Breaking Bad /j

subspac3tm1n3

IM CRINE I still need to watch breaking bad 😢😢😢

some chud watched the whole among us show instead of watching that movie

not me guys...../silly

echoednull

Rocketshot is a peak ship name tho whoever coined it cooked

subspac3tm1n3

I agree 🥹🥹🥹🥹it actually sounds cool but we need shuribox, subkit, medhammer, like all those they need to be renamed

actually I'm not for sure about medhammer 😢

echoednull

Shuribox is Popstar, Subkit is ToxicHealing and idk abt Medhammer

subspac3tm1n3

hey wait why did poisondealer get the like??? Why'd poisondealer get a cool name and nobody else did what

echoednull

I forgot Broker existed… ew… i hate Broker with all my heart

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that last bit. Blocked /silly

#apple's scytheposting #sidenote but you made katana chuckle under his breath

unfortunately the combination of being fictionkin + the familial selfshipping + my hyperfixation on Rocket has compounded into me just frothing at the mouth like a rabid animal any time I see Rocket and Zuka content

#apple's rocketposting #chat is it normal to start cheering and barking when you see art of you and your dad but also you are your blorbo

moonsandloons

I felt that my previous tier list was getting outdated so here is. An update. More in depth hopefully

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I don’t have much to add to this

NOTES I GUESS???

Uhhhh the picture of wolf is her in wolf form but she IS a shapeshifter and has a regular form. IM ASSUMING HER. IN REGULAR FORM. OKAY????

@eating-figs-here i figure youd wanna know about this

eating-figs-here

LMAOOO YEAHHHH. YEAH. I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOREVER.

#<- probably not a sentiment Rocket wants to know about Ever #<- damn right I don't *broom closet slams shut*#apple's rocketposting

catboy-tdick

day 6: disco

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got a rocket shift immediately after seeing this asjds

#apple's rocketposting

phighting-headcanons

tw: tiny little baby mention of sex

Blackrock is entirely underground except for a few outposts, so here's a list of things Scythe had to teach Medkit about because the most he's ever seen it in is a textbook, or never at all.

-the sun

-plants

-Temperature

-the fact that seasons and the time of day have a noticeable impact on the environment besides more snow.

-other regions of the world besides Lost Temple and Splintered Skies (everything but Splintered Skies was ignored, he only knows of Lost Temple from one of his caretakers)

-imphernal reproduction (you can't tell me Blackrock has Phighting sex education.)

"the sun actually DOES something?!?!" -medkit probably HEAHJSD

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Hyperlaser currently has his head in his hands btw

#said in the context of the aspect

I think I'm a median system actually

#plural system #actually plural #plurality #median system #median plurality #plural stuff

Lowkey feel kinda disconnected from the selfship community bc I keep seeing posts that go "f/o would never be mean to you! They love you so much and only you!" and I just sit here, looking at my weird fucked up enemies-with-benefits open half-dating thing with Coil and go "yeah no."

If we aren't telling each other to fuck off in between kisses we've both been replaced

#selfshipper #selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping

no I SWEAR me making Zuka a good dad and me being Rocket and me having a suboptimal relationship with my irl father are all seperate events trust me bro (I am lying)

#apple's rocketposting #I have daddy issues and my coping mechanism is hcs

It'd be very very funny if I had one of those boykisser "you like kissing x don't you?" things for Coil and Sword but I can't make one myself. I just can't. I can't ask myself if I like kissing orange playgrounders because I already know this about myself

in other words if one of you wants to do that I will be a very happy boy

#yumeship #yumeblr #self ship #selfshipping #yumeshipping #self shipping #selfship #selfshipper

Biting the Sycthe

ACK!

#apple's scytheposting

happy spawn mescythe

#fictionkin #apple's scytheposting #fictive #fictionfolk