Official Tumblr of the Betty Crocker Corporation

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This is the official account of the Betty Crocker Corporation.

Follow for all things relevant to the Betty Crocker brand and Crocker Corporation products.

Obey. Submit. Consume.

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ne4t th4t i 4m on your logo but i did not give permission for us4ge of my likeness

Who the fuck are you?

Anyways, rebranding happens on 11/11 at 11:11, don't worry.

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i dont trust this blog it smells like the batterwitch

Please, do not call her that. She doesn't like it.

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ok answer me this "betty crocker employee"... why did my muffins say they needed non-greek yogurt but i didnt have that and they came out with a breadlike texture . do u have baking advice

Gurl idk.

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using your companies cake mix made me start seeing incomprehensible visions. im suing

Our lawyers will personally stab you. To death.

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Good.

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is ur typing quirk just proper capitalization and punctuation? #lame

I am not allowed to use my quirk. Sorry.

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i am the most cisgender ever youve never seen anyone as cisgender as me and you know ive thought about it and maybe tried a bit of makeup. and played with my pronouns. ironically. because im cool with the transgenders and wanted to see what its like. so its like so many layers of irony deep you wouldnt even underSTAND my sicknasty logistics.

(ooc im more a transmasc dave believer (mainly cus of my lovely moirail) but for the purposes of this blog ill do dove a bit, also this is the same daove from previously fyi)

We are forcefemming you specifically to misgender you.

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woah woah woah. transphobic crockercorp??? i can excuse genocide but not transphobia...

We are not transphobic we just hate that guy.

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why are you calling Dave "Mr." if you don't respect him

Because it's disrespectful to misgender this trans woman.

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go now....

torture John Egbert

You mean miss June?

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Do you like jane Crocker

She's a good kid, and I'm not just saying that because they'll cull me if I don't.

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is jorkin it allowed under the rule of the betty crocker corporation

Yes. Jorkin it prevents reproduction.

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so you're pro yuri but anti reproducing

how does that work

like

trans women can get cis women pregnant

are you just

asexuals????

#asexual for the win

We here at the Betty Crocker Corporation are against the continued propagation of the human race. Hope that helps.

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betty crocker says "cease reproduction" but what if a girl wants to get her bf pregnant? can she make an exception just this once?

No. Cease all reproduction at once.

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would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or have games unlimited games but no games

Neither are approved Betty Crocker Corporation products.

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Why is ur box mix like 7 dollars I have a family to feed dude

We make m$ney, bitch.