[onlytwitterpics]

[pleatedjeans]

[crocs-is-love]

every episode of Sex and the City

Samantha: I'm dating a man who introduced me to the art of Belgian finger blasting

Carrie: excuse me waiter, I'd like to cancel my rice pudding

[theinturnetexplorer]

crossbreeds are so cool

[novaisprettyinpink]

I will take 10 of each please

[beardset]

I want a corgi husky omg

[enlargers-deactivated20170205]

pug in german is mops omg

[ruinedchildhood]

[supahighposts]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I bet the first bottled water company was shocked when they realized they could sell water

[everybodylovejessica]

[encisor-deactivated]

Republicans

[thedragoninmygarage]

This is at least the 5th time around. Forever reblog.

[hotsenator]

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Hogwarts is the finest, high class school for witches and wizards I’d love to see a spinoff movie of one of the more ghetto, inner-city magic schools.

[monster--zero-deactivated201707]

Shut the fuck up.

[nutfertiti-deactivated20160504]

Honestly

[thighetician]

[thesonofcali]

😂😁😂😂

[king-emare]

shit

[memewhore]

[penis-hilton]

[animated-disney-gifs]

[dareweb-deactivated20181021]

[meanplastic]

me

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

“what’s your blog about?”

[nevver]

[opossummypossum]

[fedorathexplorer]

ive got my ticket for the long way round

[pizzaotter]