like shrek

she/they. sjs/tml. canadian

[yaoiblackmold]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[thememedaddy]

[valoaa]

misa said "i like dick" on a podcast and he somehow still isn't the gayest dude on the sharks

[macklinisms]

hello! my lovely hockey tumblr-sphere! are any of you all interested in an 18+ only, hrpf discord server? this is strictly for rpf works / authors only!, not x reader or anything that falls under other parts of the hockeyblr sphere! there are brainstorming sections, recs, self promo, and other channels to yap and connect with fellow authors!! sometimes meeting new mutuals can feel really intimidating if you are new to this side of tumblr, so I'm hoping to help bridge the gap!

just to keep the server from getting raided by bots or anyone who might come across the link ( bc i refuse to let dude bros ruin my fun ), it's not going to be posted on my blog! if you'd like to join, feel free to message me on here or even to friend me on discord! I am @/faeriecupids on there! I tend to accept most incoming friends requests, but remember to message me on discord as well so I can accept and invite you!! super excited to meet more of you and cheer on your amazing creations!!

[crosboooty]

[totheecore]

[crosboooty]

the horror of trade season beginning

[crosboooty]

I love a macklin that does things that are honestly really bad for him because he thinks thats what he needs to do to be the best. fics where hes a sub who doesn't scene bc 'hes stronger without distractions' or omegan mack who prefers to deal with his heat alone, or with strangers who make him sick rather than accept help from his team because he cant be a 'disturbance'. or even a mack who wont let himself get too close to will bc hes had friendships before where he got fixated and so obsessed that it ruined everything so he must be chill, he must be nonchalant about it and ignore the puppy dog eyes will sends him bc will is equally as obsessed with him but he doesn't see it.

[robo271]

fav will mannerism

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[depsidase]

[frasermittens]

hang it in the louvre

[crosboooty]

I need more people to write fic about wyatt johnston. I can't even believe I have to say this, he's got a cute little face and a pretty smile and he speaks very gently and carefully. He's a little bit of a disaster and is in the same locker room as half of finland and tyler seguin like the story writes itself people.

[young-core]

[washedupswammer]

just because you’re retired from the national hockey league doesn’t mean you’re retired from being rpf-ed. keep clocking in to get parasocial-ized the grind doesn’t stop

[kittysungs]

They are so insane actually.

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

anyway what’s the best book you’ve ever read and yes if you say some YA shit i will kill a hostage.