a stressed mess

nae / australia / 18 / bi / she/her / just a vaguely human shaped disaster

[eleanorshellstr0p]

I love the dancing scene from the new ep so much, because it shows just how much Jason knows and respects Chidi. Chidi wanted to do something spontaneous, and Jason could have suggested literally anything, but he chose dancing in the middle of Chidi's library: a safe, no-risk activity that only involved the two of them so Chidi wouldn't feel anxious or pressured.

that’s so TRUE i never thought of that! jason is always so insightful. he always understands exactly what people need. intellectually, he knows fuck-all, but emotionally, he’s perfectly in tune. he’s literally the opposite of s1 michael. jason is the cure for torture. he’s opposite torture. i’m just now realizing as i type this that opposite-torture has already been used in the show so i guess what i’m trying to say is that jason is a goddamn gift

[thegayfleet]

Colin Ford as Josh Wheeler in the trailer for Daybreak

[ava-deb]

I’m a C student. C as in crappy. C as in cannot catch a break. C as in let’s just see how bad things are. DAYBREAK | 1x01 “Josh vs. the Apocalypse: Part 1”

[rocktheholygrail]

Chidi reminding Eleanor of who she is || Chidi forgetting Eleanor’s name

Eleanor, right. Sorry. Eleanor, Eleanor, Eleanor. Now I’ll never forget. Well, you might!

Painful bonus:

[girlsr-us-deactivated20190111]

i’m definitely that gf who will let you fall asleep in my lap or on my chest or in my arms & i won’t move a muscle bc i’m in love w/ the way u look

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

[thor-appreciation-blog]

This of course brings up the question of what exactly asgardian memes would be, any ideas lads?

[thor-appreciation-blog]

Imma just go ahead and say the tragedy of Loki of asgard is a huge meme at this point

[dafterwho]

heimdall watches you fap

[lenbione]

[pointing at any group of 3 anythings] the warriors three

along the same lines pointing at any green animal “loki??”

if you’re straight you can’t cross the bifrost

if an uncomfortable conversation occurs you suddenly have to go home and [yourname]sleep for a hundred years

loki’s terrible overcomplicated plans

heimdall commits treason every single day and nobody has ever even thought of trying to stop him

odin’s vault is full of things that should not be kept together/anything lost (e. g. “where’s my other sock??” “odins vault probably”)

gET HELP MY BROTHER HE’S DYING (loki flies through the air)

probably the asgardian version of yeet tbh

[marvel-lous-things]

“Carl this bag’s too heavy wtf is in th-” “YOU’RE JUST NOT WORTHY”

“Day 2737384 without sex: I’m ready to ride a horse. But like, the way Loki did.”

Breaking something any time someone says the word “another”. Like, any context at all

“there’s got to be another w-” *glass shatters off screen* “JEREMY I SWEAR TO FUCK-”

The 5edgy4u types would absolutely joke about Loki yeeting himself off the bifrost so like

*minor inconvenience* “TO THE BIFROST!”

*test goes bad* “TO THE BIFROST!”

*has to do the dishes* “TO THE- (well you get the point)

Giving each other Absolutely Ridiculous titles. (Read: “Bronn, god of that weird itch in your ear that doesn’t go away until you stick something in it”)

*violent thunder* “lmao Mood”

#Odin'sBeardChallenge where everyone tries to grow a majestic ass beard so that eventually they can scream “MY BEARD!” instead of “Odin’s beard” and if it’s Valid someone will say it back

Broke: “MY BEARD!” “Ralph you’re 14 please stop”

Woke: “MY BEARD!” *Considerable discussion, nodding heads* “TROY’S BEARD!”

[lilyanthus]

THIS POST GIVES ME LIFE.

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

Asgard’s unofficial slogan: “WE GUARD YOUR ASS.”

[dolphin-squirrel]

“GET HELP!” *Yeet*

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[678i0u]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[bloodyantichrist]

[crowded-brain]

today at work an older lady came in looking for a perfume and said her son had texted her the name of it, so she said "it's called L D K" and showed me the text, and i had to politely tell her that it said/meant "i don't know"

she then called her son up and lectured him for not spelling it out bc "she's old and doesn't know what that means" while i was just standing there silently, awkwardly holding the keys to the cabinets and then she left

[losingmymindtonight]

gerald the alpaca is a vital part of the ironfam and is just as much tony’s kid as peter and morgan this is the hill i die on 😤🥰

A selection of Gerald the Alpaca headcanons:

When Tony first tells Peter that he’s got an alpaca, the kid laughs so hard that he actually cries.

Gerald has free rein of the entire property, and anybody who questions it is promptly silenced.

Tony has a running joke with Peter that if he upsets Gerald, he has 0 qualms about selling him on the black market for a single corn chip.

Gerald hums when he’s happy, and Morgan’s picked up the habit, too. They’ll hum back and forth for minutes at a time and Tony thinks it’s the most precious thing in the world.

Peter does not understand Gerald, and Gerald does not understand him. They frequently stare at each other, both trying to reason out why Tony likes the other one so much. They’ve yet to figure it out.

Gerald likes to stick his head through the kitchen window. The first time Peter sees this, he startles so violently that he’s 80% sure he got mild whiplash.

Tony thought that the whiplash event was incredibly amusing, and had F.R.I.D.A.Y. save the footage.

Whenever Gerald does something he shouldn’t and Tony sends Peter to clean up the mess, he’ll shout “WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST GET A NORMAL PET?!” and Tony always responds with “WELL YOU’RE NOT A NORMAL KID BUT WE KEEP YOU ARE DON’T WE??”

Tony threatens Peter with ‘Gerald Duty’ when he’s being snarky. Peter doesn’t know what that actually means but he’s terrified of it anyway.

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

Steve using the shield on Tony’s heart   ||   Thor using Mjolnir on Tony’s heart

[chlorinegreen]

#also isn’t sad but also ironic that #shield is a symbol of protection and steve uses it to hurt tony #hammer and miolnir is more a symbol for destruction and thor uses it to save tony (van-dyne)

[keybladesoras]

Okoye being a mood

[doctorstark]

y'all know that post that's like 'tony couldn't put a suit of armor around the world so he put a suit of armor around HIS world'?? that means gerald has an iron man suit. no i do not take constructive criticism

[byronic-iron-man]

Best I can do bb

[crowded-brain]

no constructive criticism necessary,,, this is perfection

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*reading the terms & conditions* I have to feed it every day? It needs water multiple times a day? It needs oxygen every minute??? What do you mean I can't buy an extended warrant do you know how many organs this thing has????

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bottom left stovetop burner stans make some noise

[azoraahai]

is this not what happened