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@crumplethump-blog
Often what i do with a load of my friends no matter if they're female or male i let them sit in my lap if they're cold and often im like a mum to them and even i give them hugs or just praise them if they're feeling down and more often then not i hold to their arm if i know they feel awkward i loVE BEING A MUM FRIEND
WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT!? Here’s some sketchy shippy stuff before bed!! Some humanformer dinobots.
TH EY RE ALL CUTIES
ooc; h a w h i’m tired. Gonna head to bed now, guys. Have a fun night!
Night bAb !
Someone: fuc u rung Emily: excuse me Emily: drOP KICKS Emily: that's my job Rung: what the fuck Emily: fuc u rung Rung: b l i n k s
"Get your fucking hand's off me!" If you didnt know a smol emily is sayin this--
“Afraid I can’t do that, madam. Not after you decided pointing a gun in my direction was a good idea.”
“Sir!, we are in a bloody gun shop and this gun isn’t even loaded!” She almost yelled out, trying to struggle against the robot. .. Alright the gun might be loaded but she doesn’t intend to shoot she is showing him a gUN TO B U Y.
“You think I’m dumb? I recognize a loaded gun when I see one.” With him thumb he pressed the magazine release, causing the magazine full of bullets to drop onto the counter below.
Cogman was aware he was in public, in disguise no less, but that wouldn’t stop him from protecting himself. Luckily for him, it was night time and the shop was empty, excluding him of course.
He had a sneaky feeling the lady knew he was Transformer…
Pressing back against him, she tried ramming him back on to the counter and tries turning around. Yet she had accidently dropped her gun and her eyes widened slightly.
"Dude what the fuck.." She muttured and stares at the magazine's with wide eyes. Her eyes then quinted towards him and her head was tilted as well.
"Rung! I found this cool tie!"
“…I’m not wearing purple!”
"Awe rung! Please! Just try it.. " she whined out and mumbled.
IM GONNA GET Y’ALL BACK AND MAKE THIS ASK REALLY FUCKING SAD
*CRACKS KNUCKLES*
fuCK SHIT SHIT FUC K F U C K
ME: JUST WAITING FOR OTHERS ASKS
sweats did i put that on anon me: w a i t s
crumplethump
Pointing directly at no where she spoke loudly. So the other could hear her and said,“Just there. I’ll tell you when to stop.” Literally it was in the middle of no where and there was just no sign of civilization. “Prehaps on the edge of the road drop off the bike.. Because we need to walk there.” Her eyes gleamed in curiousity of the others reaction as she then looked behind them.
She, too, glances behind them and sighs in relief when the road is empty. However, the bike still propels forward to avoid any chances of being seen, before coming to a steady stop at the end of the street. Mia glances around and takes her phone, although unseen. This smelt terribly like a trap, and her fingers twitched uneasily as she fought to contain the nano-mites in her body. She couldn’t help but feel slightly naked in the aspect of being alone. Usually one of two ‘Cons flanked her, or her to them, really, and now it was just her. It was.. strange. She brushes this off, however and wearily abandons the vehicle, keeping Emily within her line of sight at all times.
Quickly jumping off, she went of too a sprint towards a place which you couldn’t see and kept in the same pace as she started off. Her eyes squinting away from being burnt by the sunlight as she then stood still and motioned her closer. Waiting for the other and stood still..keeping on looking around to make sure they weren’t being followed. Panting softly from the heat and slowly undoing her tie.“Hurry up!”
She curses out loud and sprints after her, grey eyes turning a ghostly white in the sun. Rushing over, Mia slides to a halt and looks at the other curiously. “This must be pretty good to come all the way out here… the middle of Satan’s ass-crack.” She huffs and rolls the sleeves on her jacket up absentmindedly.
Kicking off sand, she then raised a sheet of sand coloured type and then grabbed a lock, unlocking some sort of hatch and jumped in. “Come on!” She yelled, motioning tge other in before she left the other to get in herself. Quickly going off again and turning a corner. It was a v e r y very tight squeeze to be in the little hallway.
Mia huffs again, eyebrows furrowed. She was not enjoying this little adventure, and her jaw was clenched. However, on her way, the little Con is memorizing every step in case the need to leave became a priority.
Emily then entered a very dark room.. Like nearly pitch black and she then walked over to an oven.. Which she seemed to have taped something in it. It looked to be like a mini talisman but it didn’t at the same time. Her blue eyes seemed to brighten up in happiness too see her reaction.. Golden hues doing the same thing. “It keeps moving so i had to tape it up.”
“Oh?” Mia’s eyes adjust to the darkness and she squints, making out the form of whatever it was. “You taped it?” She raises a brow in slight amusement, crossing her arms and jutting out a hip.
"Yeah!" She squeaked out quietly before quickly walking towards it and then slowly cut off the tape with care. Sighing softly as she eventually got it out and held it tightly in her arms. The .. Thing occasionally jolting around.
🌀 can i do it on reverse?? 0w0
The first thing that signaled something was wrong, was the open door. The back door was never left open. Not even on the hottest of summer days. The groceries were dropped and his gun was pulled out, held tight in his hand as he slowly pushed open the door. His eyes scanned the kitchen. It was a mess, pots and pans strew along the ground. Flour and sugar coloring everything a bright white…except for the dark blood staining it.
Rung sighed, gently pushing her hair away from her face. “You won’t die. Lord…and you won’t die a virgin…I found you a date…you just…need to heal is all…” He started slowly setting her bones before working out bullets and setting more tourniquets.
“…At least she’s asleep…this’ll be easier…”
But you didn’t KNOW if she was going to wake up
Oh she will. Buster will make sure she will. Seriously, who could sleep through one of his farts?
IM SOBBING W HAT THE FUCK
She just stayed laying there, i have rped dead bodies before lemme just tell you. Emily eventually had stopped bleeding out. Her body dampening in the rain.
🌀 can i do it on reverse?? 0w0
The first thing that signaled something was wrong, was the open door. The back door was never left open. Not even on the hottest of summer days. The groceries were dropped and his gun was pulled out, held tight in his hand as he slowly pushed open the door. His eyes scanned the kitchen. It was a mess, pots and pans strew along the ground. Flour and sugar coloring everything a bright white…except for the dark blood staining it.
“…Emily!” He suddenly slapped her. “Stop! You’re okay! Lord above! You need to calm down! It’s just a stab and a bite wound! If you don’t calm down I’ll have to call the hospital and have them send an ambulance.”
Being slapped, she just stared up at him and tears started streaming down again.“Rung have you seen or felt how many times ive been stabbed. It hurts to even go on my back-” She choked out what she said was true. It was much worse.“The lower half of my leg is fucking gone!”
“Oh hush. I’ve lost more than that.” He mutters, pressing a kiss to her forehead. “You’ll be fine…I’ve sealed it. If you just calm down, I can help. But you need to calm down. Panicking does you no good. You’ll be fine…Trust me. I’ve fixed much worse.”
"Hmh, i dont wanna die a virgin." She muttured under her breath before she rested her head on the floor, closing her eyes slightly before she completely passed out. At least she wasn't crying any more right? Breathing was much more shallow. It hurt her to breathe actually
“…Emily…are you…have you…had anything?”
"Its more like what I havent had!" She exclaimed and then turned around. Still sitting on his lap.
“Nooo?” His head shot back, eyes wide. “No. You can’t be! You’re too…intimate!”
“But its not sexual is it!? Hmh?” She chuckled out and smooched his nose before climbing over and plopping on his lap.
“Gah! You…you are so weird!”
“I’ll take that as a compliment!” She chuckled out, leaning forward on him and tucking under his neck before laying there. Purring still.
“…I’m so confused…”
Lifting her head up to him, she kissed his chin before going back to her previous position. You could say her arse was v e r y soft and it was just planted on his lap.
“Nooo?” His head shot back, eyes wide. “No. You can’t be! You’re too…intimate!”
“But its not sexual is it!? Hmh?” She chuckled out and smooched his nose before climbing over and plopping on his lap.
“Gah! You…you are so weird!”
"I'll take that as a compliment!" She chuckled out, leaning forward on him and tucking under his neck before laying there. Purring still.
🌀 can i do it on reverse?? 0w0
The first thing that signaled something was wrong, was the open door. The back door was never left open. Not even on the hottest of summer days. The groceries were dropped and his gun was pulled out, held tight in his hand as he slowly pushed open the door. His eyes scanned the kitchen. It was a mess, pots and pans strew along the ground. Flour and sugar coloring everything a bright white…except for the dark blood staining it.
“Emily, hush…you’re okay. I’ve got you. You’re not going to die…you know that…” He gently starts to tie tourniquets around her arms and fingers. “Shh…I need you to calm down…Everything will be all right. I promise.”
The poor girl kept gasping and rasping deeply breathing from the pain as she then felt as if she was going to black out and she went deadly silent just suddenly. It was scary in a way that her eyes stared directly up.. Wait was she dead? She wasn’t showing any visible signs of breathing. Maybe she had a panic attack or.. Or.. She couldn’t be dead right?
“Nooo?” His head shot back, eyes wide. “No. You can’t be! You’re too…intimate!”
"But its not sexual is it!? Hmh?" She chuckled out and smooched his nose before climbing over and plopping on his lap.
🌀 can i do it on reverse?? 0w0
The first thing that signaled something was wrong, was the open door. The back door was never left open. Not even on the hottest of summer days. The groceries were dropped and his gun was pulled out, held tight in his hand as he slowly pushed open the door. His eyes scanned the kitchen. It was a mess, pots and pans strew along the ground. Flour and sugar coloring everything a bright white…except for the dark blood staining it.
Emily had been shot or stabbed… It happened so fast she didn’t even know which one had happened. But they were stupid to not close the back door.. She just saw a glimpse of who they were before she was crawling . literally crawling out and smeered blood all over the floor as she needed fresh air. Oh that was right.. Part of her leg was missing.. Great.
Sobs wrecked through her body as she rasped and kept trying to get up, her eyes blurring so she couldn’t see anything.
“Emily! What happened!” He slid to his knees beside her, immediately pulling off his scarf and tying it around her thigh.
It was so painful, so fucking painful for her she couldn't even speak. Her eyes looked up at his and she gripped on to him. Gasping loudly and coughing up a little blood with a few more sobs. Even her fingers looked dismantled what the fuck."Help me,, heLp!" She hiccupped out and just kept crying from the pain. Yet the blood wouldn't stop flowing and soon enough she was going to die from blood lost. Yet i dobt think rung knows her pet hate. She h a t e s the hospital and just the thought makes her want to throw up. She has had a very b a d past with it..
